Random Confession

I met Vincent Jackson the NFL wide receiver at an AA meeting.
 
ummm... I bought my original grow equipment with money my grandma gave me as a gift for finishing school. Thanks Grandma.
 
 

 

As long as you use the weed to earn back the money your grandma gave you, then go spend it on clothes or school like she intended, it isnt that bad of a thing do to

 

I once made my neighbor eat choke berries when I was a kid. Are you still out there Margaret??

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In elementary school me And my friend used to wait till everybody left the changeroom for gym, then the people we didnt like we would take their deoderant sticks and dip it in the gross toilet then put it back. Then we would just be cracking up the rest of the day. Good times

 

When I lived with a buddy in my early 20's we used to put out almost all the car windows on our way home from the bar... not every time we drank but damn close.

 

I threw a gallon of jello pumped with professional red food coloring of the balcony where all the popular preppy kids hung out then laughed when all their expensive clothes got ruined I don't really know why, they weren't mean to me at all

 

I prefer sexting to watching porn at this point. How random is that?

 

I'm assuming this was at school. If so, you have balconies at school?!

 

We had one, they never found out I did it

 

My mind was blown at the fact that a school (other than colleges and fancy shmancy private schools would have balconies. Then I remembered the school I graduated from just a month ago had one-indoor though.

 

Elton John Radio is one of my top 3 stations on Pandora 

 

I've never been to an AA meeting.

 

I once dropped a roach over the fence to my neighbor's house and their kids got in trouble for it instead of me. To this day, my parents still don't know I smoke.

 

i use to have a "freind" who was having trouble with alcohol and didnt like the way it made her feel. so she would go to AA meetings to be around people who didnt drink. however, before each meeting, we would get so blazed. i know we stank of dank, i know we did. sometimes, i coulld feel their eyes on me, like they knew that i knew that they knew i was high. one time this big ol' brotha gets up on the podium and starts talking about not drinking and how he used to smoke bud instead. he thought that bud being "el natural" he didnt worry about it. then he told his whole life story and how the whole time it was marijuana that was the real culprit behind all of his troubles. all the while looking right at me. we still got blazed before those meetings.
 
i went to one of those meetings another time and just happened to see the victems whitness panel deal. where you hear all of the fucked up shit that everyone has to go through when some stupid fuck drinks, drives and kills / severely damages people. swear to god that shit brang me to tears. the most heart wrenching life shattering moments in someones life. crazy shit to say the least.

 

I have a friend/dealer who once came to sell me a bag, I payed for it took it then showed him out, as we were walking down the stairs I seen him double look at the floor like he had seen something, but seen nothing and carried on down the stairs, fortunately I saw what he thought he had and it was another bag of sweet sweet herb, so I quickly crouched down picked it up, slipped it into the pocket and continued to see him out. I then proceeded to smoke weed and watch him out the window looking under cars and everywhere for this bag of green.


Howard Marks: A dealer is really just someone who buys more dope than he can smoke. And I have to say, I'm ashamed, I tried to smoke it all. There was just too fuckin' much of it.

 

I am an advocate for the legalization of a certain type of mushroom for medical purposes.
 
They have extremely low dependency rates, and I know from experience that they help manage OCD symptoms and effectively treat cluster headaches when all medications, both OTC and prescription, have failed.

 

I stole my big bro's rattle because he sucked my lunch all gone gone.

 

I'm absolutely dreading going home for thanksgiving. Its been 3 years.