First Time Smoking Weed

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  1. Ahh Mann the first time I smoke weed was a longgggg Day for me I was about 13 or 14 I don't remember (I'm 18 now btw) and my friend came to my house randomly with two other kids one i knew the other I didn't but yea my friend told me if I wanted to smoke some weed and I was like ok yea sure, so we went to park and went in the bathroom we roll up 2 blunts...started smoking them and I do remember feeling like my lungs were on fire I couldn't inhale anymore after the first blunt, also I was really paranoid and one of my friends went out the bathroom to go to the store near the park and like five mins later I hear somebody kicking the door and I open it cuss it thought it was my friend and it turn out to be the Cops!! But good thing my friend flush away the other blunt and the cop were pretty cool tho...they knew we smoke and they told me there we're going to let us go because they remember the first time they smoke and got caught lol So basically the first time I ever smoke I got stop by the Cops:( but they lets us goo:) after that we walk soo fucking much I got home like 4am but I'm not going in detail it's not really important

    When was your first time Smoking and did anything interesting happen?
     
  2. There is literally 100 threads about this shit....

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  3. I was a young lad then...My good friend Jesus had a four-hitter bong at his place, so Tubbs (rat bastard), Arab and I all headed over there one night after school and smoked up in the basement of his modern dwelling.  His hot older sister came down a joined us, wearing those short shorts and shit...Oh, the ass on that woman, and she cooked.  That's, like, a double fuckin' whammy there...Fuck!  Shit, sidetracked Goddamnit!
     
    Anyway, the night was mostly hazy and I smoked near a full pack of Marlboro's and was dropped off at some point and managed to fumble my stoned ass into my crib...Woke up the next morning to my mum yelling at me about eating an entire bag of Cheetos, which caught me off-guard at first since I was sure she knew I didn't eat the orange puff fuckers, looked over at the table and to my horror My Eyes confirmed her accusation...I tore through an entire bag of those dirty, orange devils; and not a small grab-bag or some shit, no, one of those big fat fuckin' bags.
     
    Luckily this horror would not go onto ruin my, since then, long and increasingly enriching future. :cool:
     
  4. I fell down a huge flight of stairs. I was kind of drunk too. Anyways everyone rushed over thinking I had broke my leg or something because no joke it was one hell of a tumble. Apparently I just stood up and said "where the fucks my sandal". Lol it had flown off and landed in a bush like 20 feet away somehow.

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  5. I dont frequent this site as much as I used to but I pray every night to the great and powerful Oscar
     
  6. #6 AussieStonerH, Jul 1, 2014
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    I ain't no mythical motherfucking story teller, but the first time I was 14 and I popped by a mates place before school and smoked up at his (his dad dosent care) with a pipe, first time hit me like after 10 mins lol. So we walked to school fried and no one knew. The end.


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  7. [quote name="canadiankushmastha" post="20236623" timestamp="1404186803"]There is literally 100 threads about this shit....

    Well I didn't notice
     
  8. #8 New Yorks Finest, Jul 1, 2014
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    Why do I think hes still 13 or 14

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  9. The first time I smoked was last fall, my first semester of college. My roommate bought the weed from some dude she found on Whisper... Lol looking back on that it was super fucking sketchy, but she didn't have any contacts at the university yet. Anyways, she got the bud and that shit was DANK! We went in the forest behind one of the dorms and smoked a few bowls, then went to Pancheros. Apparently I looked like a zombie and I tried to put iced tea in the free water cup only to get yelled at in Spanish by one of the employees. I guess our room also smelled really strongly too because our other roommates left a passive aggressive note telling us not to smoke in the room anymore. All we did was open the baggie and apparently it stank up our entire suit! After that I got super paranoid about the smell which kinda ruined the rest of the experience. I thought I would never smoke again, yet here I am.


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  10. I'm not u bum
     

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