What Are Your Smoking Rituals

Hey so how were your Sox's against the bombers last night? Ahaha. Kidding

But I like to pull out a bug from my jar, grind it up, open the grinder and smell it.. Mmm smells amazing after the herbs been grinded up

 

I pack it up. Take green. Then say Marco.

Unless I dont pack it then I get ready to say Polo.

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When Alone:
Get my laptop launch Spotify
Grind weed load enough for a hit, take the hit, blow smoke on pipe.
 
With Friends/Family:
Sit back, and smoke, while watching netflix or listening to music
 
 
Nothing special, really.

 

Before I take my first hit I place the bong in the center of my living room, drop to all fours and backwards crab walk like the girl from the exorcist counter-clockwise around the bong three times. I then force myself to projectile vomit while turning my head and neck 360 degrees. I then proceed to take my first hit.

 

lmao they puttin crack in your bud?

 

 
 

lol!

 

Turn the vape on, after filling the bowl, and take a pull through the bong.

 

Turn solo on and let it heat up. Find some good music to listen to or something. Then commence.

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I make sure the house is stocked with chedder jalapeno Cheetos.....or pizza.

 

1. Walk to the park, by the river and settle in this spot under the tree where nobody can see. Dangle legs over the water.
2. Take a few hits from an apple pipe, usually about half a gram all together.
3. Smoke 2 joints while listening to "Smoke Two Joints" by The Toyes
4. Punch a cone. After this, the mind high really kicks in.
5. Play "Maggot Brain" by Funkadelic and trip out to this 10 minute long cosmic guitar solo.
6. Punch 2 cones in a row and get fully faded. Start playing music.
7. After about 2-3 hours, short-term memory comes back.
8. Eat a 6 inch meatball sub, toasted with swiss cheese on Italian Herbs & Cheese bread, with all the salad, sweet chili and honey mustard sauce, no salt or pepper, with a peach ice tea.
9. Walk home while listening to reggae music.
10. Take a nap.

 

get off an 8 or 9-hour long work shift
 
cook my food first or buy some prepared food for dinner
 
roll up a joint. smoke it while listening to music or watching a video on my iPod touch
 
put out the joint when it's half way. eat my dinner.
 
do my other night-related shit.
 
finish smoking my joint about an hour or two before i go to sleep

 

I'm constantly smelling my weed. Before and after I grind it, after the bowl is packed, after the first hit, second hit. I've always loved the smell of weed but when I started growing strains that were new to me it became an obsession.

 

I like meditating before I get high, really switches the mind on and makes it clean as fuck I find.

 

I bought a huge green lighter way back in 2011 when I started smoking and it never failed to work and spark me up, so after a long break of not smoking, every piece I buy, or one of my good friend buys, I break in with my lighter. I named it "ol reliable" 4 years strong

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I like to thank the good lord before each hit, we
thank you Lord for the beautiful flowers we are about to consume, and the high which will follow, amen.

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Step 1: Pack bowl
Step 2: Spark bowl

 

After that I'm pretty sure there's some other really hard step you gotta do like uuuuhh ummm *snaps fingers* INHALE yeah that's it sometimes I forget to exhale and pass out. Lol no but seriously
I grab a bottle of water ,a lighter ,my eye drops ,my pipe ,my herb ,and some sort of protection like a knife or something ,then I go walk around the woods for a bit until I find a nice spot to blaze up and fire up da herb.