The Time I Woke Up To My Mate Wanking It On The Couch Next To Me.

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Gimmie a Puff, Jun 25, 2014.

  1. Yeah title says all. one of the funniest memories when i look back at it actually. we still laugh at it this day.
     
    So anyway i passed out on the couch at his place after a night out and he was watching tele next to me. I woke up in the night and i looked at the tv and i thought to myself shit.. this is a hardcore sex scene for a movie, anyway i look at my mate and he was staring at me and i'm thinking wtf so i go to go back to sleep and then i look again and he has his fucking dick in his hands still staring at me and he says to me 'I just fucking put the thing on.'
     
    so i went back to sleep and i'm not sure if he finished his wank. the end.
     
     

     
  2. That's not funny, that nigga was about to molest you
     
  3. Different people like different things.


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  4. Are you sure he wasnt just staring at you the whole time. Did you feel like you had little more drool than normal the next morning.

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  5. And you went back to sleep

    Think you wanted him to wank you off ya dirty little beggar!

    Oh and if that had happened to me, I assure you I wouldn't be laughing about it ages later.in fact I would no longer have contact with the pervy cunt lol

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  6. #6 Gimmie a Puff, Jun 26, 2014
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    it's called being comfortable with your own sexuality. i've put chicks on the spit with him.. that's nothing haha
     
    shit everyone pulls their dick and the reason he was looking at me was obviously because i just woke up and rolled over and he was seeing if i was awake duh
     
  7. i feel better knowing im not the only one who has woken up to there friend jerking off next to them when i was like 13 i had a friend crashing at my place and i fell asleep before him  i woke up at like 1 to see him sitting in my desk jerking off i literally just rolled my eyes and fell back asleep i never invited him back over but ya its just one of those things that happens i guess
     
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    This place of his only has one room or something? I mean damn he couldn't have gone to his room and done it? Even if he doesn't have a tv in there he has a computer right? You must really like him as a friend cause if I woke up on my friends couch with porn playing and him right next to me with his cock in his hand and looking at me, I'd fucking leave the place so quick. 
     
  9. Damn, really awkward moment, I would have been like the fuck dude you cant do that somewhere else?
    Savages man, and the staring at you just makes it about 1000x creepier. I probably would have moved to another room and been like, you enjoy that cock, im out.
     
  10. The only TV in the house was in the lounge room, he doesn't have a smart phone or a computer. I don't see why people would freak out about this sort of stuff because everyone wanks it.i actually pretended to sleep and watched him finish ya know and then i waited for him to fall asleep and i jerked off hahahaha too far?
     
  11.  
    well, theres two kinds of people in this world, and I believe you want to screw both of them.
     
  12. maybe and i don't know it yet :ey: eww at the thought of being with a man though. do you mean shemales? i might go there hahaha oh so funny.
     
  13.  
    Everyone wanks it but not right next to their same sex friend with eyes locking together. And you being so calm about it seems really weird. So you like guys and wanted to have sex with your friend basically. 
     
  14. yeah pretty much man. damn you got me
     
  15. All of my what goes towards this thread.

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  16. Did you wake up with a funny taste in your mouth, and a full belly?

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  17. I would've just went home.

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  18. This isn't nearly as bad as waking up in the middle of the night to find your friend actually fucking the couch that you're on. Between the cushions. The shaking woke me up. What you experienced is pretty normal compared to that.

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  19. A couch? That must feel amazing...

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  20. I used to sleep over at my friends house pretty much all the time when I was a teenager and she has recently told me she used to flick the bean when I was in bed with her. She's 100% straight so I feel ya man. Pretty sure she would've stopped if I woke and caught her though. And she wasn't watching hardcore porn. Maybe he wanted to wake you.
     

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