The Time I Woke Up To My Mate Wanking It On The Couch Next To Me.

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  1. #41 Gimmie a Puff, Jun 27, 2014
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    Hahaha I love that skit. it was on the other couch/sofa/chair whatever you people would like to call it. not right next to me haha

     
  2. just makin sure lol
     
  3. you wake up to your friend jerkin off while lookin at you and you fuckin fall back asleep?
     
  4. #44 Gimmie a Puff, Jul 1, 2014
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    @[member="hurpdaflerp"] he looked at me as I rolled over and woke up? make sense? he wasn't watching me while he masturbated... and yes i did fall back to sleep because masturbation is a natural thing that everyone does and it's not a big deal to me ya know..
    now if he was watching me sleep and masturbating over it.. then i would be creeped out.
     
  5. oh shit good laugh!!! XD  :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:
     
  6. No no no

    Im not accepting how some lads are just glossing over this like this is normal!

    Im happy with my sexuality, and have no problems with wanking.
    However I would never dream of wanking off in the same room as my friend.
    Why would you even put him and yourself in the embarrassing situation.
    Go to the toilet, and do it, not sitting in the same sofa with yoyre cock in hand while he is snoozing next to you.

    Aside from the fact that its rude and really not normal etiquette lol
    Its just down right fucking creepy

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  7. 9th grade school field trip I had to share my room with these two guys (both were friends but not too close at the time).
    I slept in the bottom of a bunk bed while my friend (J) occupied the top & the 3rd guy (T) got a normal bed parallel to ours.
     
    On like the 3rd night we were trying to sleep & 15 minutes into it my bed is shaking and I hear the tapping noise. I'm like "What the fuck maaan?! Couldn't you do it somewhere else or at least when I'm not awake?!"
    "Dude just don't talk for like a couple of minutes!" so I'm lying in my shaking bed thinking wtf is happening right now and suddenly it stops & I see an empty plastic grocery bag tossed on the floor right next to T's bed. It also turned out that J's been tugging the pipe every night without us knowing after we slept!
     
    Middle of that night we wake up to T screaming "Yooo what the fuck is this shit maaaan?!!!" & we see the plastic bag attached to his leg so J & I just started laughing our asses off hahaha it was a weird yet a great bonding moment with all of us
     
  8. Bonding lol was that an intentional pun lol

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  9. One morning I woke up to my grandmother's hand grasped around my slong. Talk about an awkward breakfast...

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  10. The only thing I can add to this, is that I once (maybe more than once) jerked off to skinemax after my buddy went into his room to crash out. I was like 14 or 15, though.
     
    But we weren't on the same couch, or even in the same room. That shit is just weird, OP (unless you like that shit, in which case rock on).
     
  11. Thread should be called "The Time I Almost Woke Up To My Mates Cock In My Ass"
     
  12. #52 603blaze, Jul 2, 2014
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    When I was like 15 I was sleeping at my friends house, he had 2 twin beds in his room, so there was a space in the middle. One time I woke up at like 2 AM to see him in the ground on his side, spread eagle whacking off to a picture of a girl in our grade on Facebook...smh. That shit was funny hahaha, I guess it's more common than I thought.


    Smoke it like its legal
     
  13. Yes because i asked him to jerk off while i slept.... read it correctly please.
     
  14. #54 Gimmie a Puff, Aug 22, 2014
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    Only in my dreams!!
     
    It's funny though you are so homophobic that you are probably insecure and are really homosexual yourself. I know I'm not gay and I'm comfortable with it. I see dicks in porn all the time big woop, a dick is a dick. 
    People who get worked up over it like it's an alien object whilst they have one them self are probably really gay, but they don't know it. Your defenses about you telling yourself you are not gay come out with remarks like that. 
    But it is a bit weird waking up to someone wanking next to you, I mean I've experienced it! ;)
     
  15. #55 Gimmie a Puff, Aug 22, 2014
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  16. why so mad? pussy
     
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    looool yeah wtf
     
  18. One time I crashed at my friend's crib with a few other people. There was a lot of unmentionables and drinking going around.
     
    Later that night everyone passed out including me. Suddenly I get woken up to a faint noise and look up and see one of my friends pissing all over the place. I mean everywhere on the walls carpet furniture everything. keep in mind this isn't even his house, and there is about 5 other people passed out in the same room. It was funny as hell. The whole time he was mumbling to himself and staggering around.
     
    Im just glad my friend who lived there didnt wake up and see that shit. It woulda been bad haha.
     
  19. Thats fucked... but I can see it being kind of funny a couple years on, but still fuark hahahaha
     

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