This is a battle thread but an organized one. We should vote for who we want to see sound off against each other. For each battle everyone will vote on who won and who's next. Challenges are allowed. If you want to battle someone specific call them out. Let's make this a battle, no whining, arguing, just a lyrical battle. Hone your skills, get a laugh, learn a new style, blow off steam and just rhyme, write and flow. I'm Tribbadoher, vagina connoisseur, push that twat like an entrepreneur, ladies love when I provide the lick her, call me the orgasm chauffeur. I rhyme but I really shouldn't but fuck it I be omniscient
Alright then. I'll go first. I'd like to see @[member="Tourettes420"] and @[member="APH"] Rules : Reference 90's songs
I'll have a crack Anni but it's late and I'm drunk so don't expect it to be understandable Tourettes your shit sound wrong, Go toke more hits from the bong Your comeback should be called I surrender by Celine Dion Like west side connection said in the 90s BOW DOWN, This ain't tha dogg pound or house of pain with jump around, This is APH first place bound. Before you reply ya better think twice, While I'm here reepa this ain't gangsters paradise, Get you hypnotized like B.I.G, Tourettes you look like the real slim shady Mother fucker I'm cool like ice ice baby, This is a doubtful bout mama said knock you out Haha that's all I got, Probably won't be back for another week as I'm working 12 hours 6 days a week
ima get in on this: fight me with my guard up like when romans spar an art designed for the harshest times like noah's arc think you can call it quicks? it'll be like Austerlitz, the way I design the symphonies is like getting sliced by a guillotine 'cause they callin' me Napoleon the way I'll tear your bone apart/Bonaparte! but if you rush in/russian then quit stallin' like Joseph i'll have you caught in the moment but you'll find me hitting reefer 'cause as soon as I roam in/Roman I'll celebrate with your chick after I seize 'er/Caesar, When I'm robin' hoods I don't leave trails like hansel & gretel i'm never grabbin the metal but my techniques are immortal so catch me dancing with the devil (irrelevant to the topic but I had to)
I burn heretics daily like Thomas More, when I'm tired of my ladies I behead them & call them whores, straight Henry the VIII conquests heads upon my plate, so let me demonstrate why historians wanna imitate my skills, which be more genius than ChurchHill's & more devious than Cromwell's Nefertiti wants to be me, so does St. Francis of Assisi More prestigious than even Jesus, like Lucifer I make sure you do suffer One thing I know that's true, I know my enemy, so thank you Sun Tzu If I was Khan, I'd marked my trail by burning the holy Koran I admit it I was the narc on Joan of Arc, I spoke the lions of betrayal, Judas I'm full of knowledge,call me Confucius I bathe in blood of virgins cue Bathory, slaying bitches my glory