Because I'll tongue punch her fart box I give no fucks Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Ill never cheat on you Ill love you with every fiber of my being Sobriety disappears around me Fuckkng everyone makes a point of telling me how warm I am, so Im good for staying warm I double as a teddy bear Im not overly macho, so Im down for some activities men usually arent Im very openminded sexually Im a good listener I dont judge over petty things
I'm a bomb cook, manly man who can do anything, (possibly too) romantic, I do my own cleaning, I love to spoil women, I love to teach and I love adventure. I have insanely thick luscious hair you can pull while we fuck. I smell good, and speaking of good smells you will always have weed. And you can read all my precious books if you treat them nicely. Also, 24/7 hip-hop if you're into that (You don't get a choice)
Never though about it. Bitch is with me because she wants to be. She can leave whenever she's ready. Life goes on, same shit different day.
im a great catch because all the mexican guys i work with say im a hard worker. my wife is from mexico so im automatically "in" apparently. i do have a strong work ethic though.
mine grew up in Houston but was born in Nueva Laredo. freakin desert. my lineage is from Italy. our children are hairy.
It's obvious. I am 55 years old, ugly, unemployed, overweight, my hygene sucks. I am a couch potato while you go to work and pay my bills. Marry me!
And your knees creek when you walk and you have yellow stained tobacco fingers and one yellow eyebrow and a yellow streak in your grey hair from holding the ciggy clutched tightly in your yellow stained teeth? Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
I'm probably not a good catch. I'm pretty sensitive and emotional. I like to stay up til the birds chirp. I clean the house at weird hours, I'm slightly OCD. I have gnarly ADHD and I suffer from bouts of gloominess that hinge on depression. On the other hand- I love with my whole heart, I'm a good conversationalist, I'm witty and charming, I have good taste and my boobies are nice. Oh and I have nice teeth! Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum