Why Are You Such A Great Catch?

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Dirtyswiff, Jun 18, 2014.

  1. I chew tobbacco and spit at the dinner table or in a restaurant.
     
  2. I'm Intelligent ( Not trying to be conceited, but when compared to most people I know ( in person ) and have met , I'd say I'm above average... ), open minded, friendly, and caring.
     
  3. Damn you are a good catch!!! Do you flip people off when they disapprove? Please say yes. Sighhhhhh....


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    Oh I love jawlines! That is sexy :)


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  4. I'm pretty good looking (fuck it, who am I kidding? I'm downright devilishly handsome), loyal, fairly intelligent, and I enjoy eatin pussy.

    Then again, my negative traits are a plenty, but it's worked so far...

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  5. #25 Annicus, Jun 18, 2014
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    I have a nice body

    I'm the first to say how wrong I am 99 % of the time.

    I'm honest to a fault, and stupidly loyal
     
  6.  Because i can teach our kids more than they'll learn in school, and i have survival skills in case the infrastructure collapses, and i can fish and hunt, and keep us from starving even whilst flat broke.
     
     ...And they'll have cool hair :D
     
  7. Because Im relatively successful, I cook and I can recite the 50 states in alphabetical order


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  8. Bear grylls? haha
     
  9. Psh i could outlast that poser in a flash.  He'll go and do something stupid like eat a raw bug, get poisoned, and shit his intestine out.
     
  10. #30 ytfghmjb, Jun 18, 2014
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    21 yrs age, high school + college graduate, physically fit, adaptable, versatile, I'm mixed black and white, loyal, love women, love kids,  big dick   Â¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
     
  11. haha i wont ask you to prove shit on your dick thread but im definitely gonna have to see you eat a fat grub worm and keep a straight face as it explodes in your mouth. 
     
  12. I'd rather cook the grub and enjoy the explosion of delicious earthy overtones from a properly-cooked meal :laughing:
     
     I actually have eaten insects before, they're pretty tasty to me.  Gotta cook em first ;)
     
  13. mother fuck that! even though i come from the Philippines where they eat Balut...have you eaten that? 
     
  14. You are a badass cook, that's fo sho!!!!


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  15. i have a chipped front tooth
     
  16. hahaha!!!!
     
  17. i jump right onto your hook, and then later i gut myself for you with your knife
     

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