​This guy is unbelievable. These threads get better and better as time goes on. Never know when you'll read another @[member="Omega369"] thread about some fucked up shit And has anyone else noticed how he has a response to most questions/suggestions with a thread? For example, being gay; he replied to the person with a link to the thread he made about his gay experience. Stamina? Has a thread on how he came in 30 seconds twice. What the hell, man
Im calling it now: Omega's pappy is gonna walk in on him fucking it and have another religious breakdown, most likely sacrificing Omega in hopes of cleansing his soul of impurities or what have you.
let the man prove himself with online receipts and a photo with him and the doll and a note saying omega369.
I'd be worried about your dad. AYYE! Problem solved here. Go to your neighbors and offer to grease there gate if you can order a package to there address.
a box of condoms, a cheap whore, and a quick doctors visit would be cheaper than that. .......if you have insurance and don't mind a q-tip down your dick hole. jus' sayin.
[quote name="Annicus" post="20166218" timestamp="1402807898"]Shit $300? If you took a female ok a nice date spent $300 ok her, you'd at least get head.[/quote] A FWB situation is temporary, a sex doll is forever. I don't have a problem hooking up with girls, I just really enjoy masturbation. All my socks are crusty and old I'd rather my mom think I'm fucking an amputee sex doll than a dog haha I'd love detailed reviews on your rabbit or bullet usage! Updated with a video I normally don't have stamina issues, quite the opposite actually. That was the first time it's ever happened, that's why I posted the story. Haha was going to be the first thing I do actually <3 Best hiding idea, I might just do this. I'm sitting here loling pretty hard Glad to hear one of my most favorite posters on the forum enjoys my threads! saying omega369.[/quote] Omega369
Op please make sure to post things in the area they best fit ., This in no way is a thread that should be in general, the box is appropriate.. Thanks Yoda
Becuase its pretty expensive to get real paid pussy.... around $160 p/h for the cheapest fuck (and the most grotty where i would avoid), where i live which is Australia.... $250 p/h is the average So sex dolls are the next best thing
seems like the fleshlight is all you needed. couldve stuck it in between a mattress and put porn on top of the bed. its like a sex doll that changes constantly
Yes sir! Here in Canada it costs about $160 for a normal clean prostitute. The price goes up and down depending on if they are unmentionable addicts or high class porn star type prostitutes. One hour with a normal prostitute will pretty much pay off the sex doll completely. A sex doll doesn't need to be pleased, it doesn't complain you are too big, it goes in any position you want and doesn't get tired. I used to put it in between my mattress and box spring. That gets old after like the 10th time. Sorta sad but you can't cuddle with your fleshlight after. You can cuddle with a sex doll. You would be surprised how many girls don't like to cuddle after sex. Don't even think about it with a prostitute. Omega369