Sex Doll In The Mail

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Omega369, Jun 15, 2014.

  1. can that machine be hot wired?

     
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    This cracked me up. :p I love how you said you'd most likely throw it out. Not definitely throw it out lol.
     
    In regards to this part, I'm a female and if I started seeing someone and discovered they had a doll it would raise questions but at the end of the day we all have needs and it's your decision how you get your kicks. I mean we have dildos it's not that different really. Do yo thang lol.
     
    I'm afraid I can't give you a review as I have not been intimate with one. If you have any questions about rabbits or bullets however ask away hahaha
     
  3. :laughing: :laughing:  .........so how is operation lube up neighbors garage door goin'?
     
  4. you do realize you can increase your stamina right? It's not that hard, it just takes time.
     
  5. #25 123burnthattree, Jun 15, 2014
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    I hope you cut that tag off the thigh. Then you won't get any paper cuts

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  6. I love you Omega.
     
  7. Throw a dress on it and a lamp shade.
     
    Throw it in the middle of the room and brag about your badass new lamp when family is around. :cool:
     
  8. Omega: Hey mom
     
    Mom: Hi munchkin
     
    Omega: So i got this new plush toy and I need some sewing done
     
    Mom: What kind?
     
    Omega: I need a hole put into this plush doll
     
    Mom:Why?
     
    Omega:i am using it as a puppet
     
    Mom:May i see it
     
    Omega: Sure mom *hands over the cum covered sex toy*
     
    Mom: *mumbles a few nonexistent words, then falls over*
     
    Omega: Mom? NOOOOOOO damn you 300 dollar sex toyyyyyy!
     
    *violin plays in the background*
     
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  9. Dude we need to all pitch in and just get you a hooker. All these sex toys are gonna leave you broke.
     
  10. Dude with $300 you could've bought 2-3 hours with a high class escort... And I agree there really should be a butthole.  They kinda cheaped out with that part.
     
  11. Flattered as I am, my heart is taken :)
     
  12. That thing creeps me out without a head. Then again if it had a face that would probably be pretty damn creepy as well.
     
  13. what if your female friend agrees and you each get paid 750 dollars and a ounce of dank weed each? 
     
  14. Sometimes I think I'm way fucked in the head then I come here on gc and feel relieved I'm not the only one....devils lettuce
     
  15. noface sex toy... ugh slenderwoman...
     
  16. This is Omegas thread, I don't upstage... I'm chivalrous and shit
     
  17. ah don't sweat it bud i was only fucking around lol. Loyalty is loyalty and theres no breaking that :)
     
  18. it would be like fucking a paraplegic
     
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  19. :laughing:

    Don't lie, yo.
     
  20. bahahah so true. Helen keller paralyzed essentially. 
     

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