This cracked me up. I love how you said you'd most likely throw it out. Not definitely throw it out lol. In regards to this part, I'm a female and if I started seeing someone and discovered they had a doll it would raise questions but at the end of the day we all have needs and it's your decision how you get your kicks. I mean we have dildos it's not that different really. Do yo thang lol. I'm afraid I can't give you a review as I have not been intimate with one. If you have any questions about rabbits or bullets however ask away hahaha
I hope you cut that tag off the thigh. Then you won't get any paper cuts Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I337 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Throw a dress on it and a lamp shade. Throw it in the middle of the room and brag about your badass new lamp when family is around.
Omega: Hey mom Mom: Hi munchkin Omega: So i got this new plush toy and I need some sewing done Mom: What kind? Omega: I need a hole put into this plush doll Mom:Why? Omega:i am using it as a puppet Mom:May i see it Omega: Sure mom *hands over the cum covered sex toy* Mom: *mumbles a few nonexistent words, then falls over* Omega: Mom? NOOOOOOO damn you 300 dollar sex toyyyyyy! *violin plays in the background*
Dude we need to all pitch in and just get you a hooker. All these sex toys are gonna leave you broke.
Dude with $300 you could've bought 2-3 hours with a high class escort... And I agree there really should be a butthole. They kinda cheaped out with that part.
That thing creeps me out without a head. Then again if it had a face that would probably be pretty damn creepy as well.
Sometimes I think I'm way fucked in the head then I come here on gc and feel relieved I'm not the only one....devils lettuce