Wife Tells Me To Toke Up For Big Steak.

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  1. #1 r r, Jun 1, 2014
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    So my wife walks in from work and tells me to toke up cause she is taking me out for a steak.
    I step out back and smoke a nice bowl of Heavy Weight Fruit Punch...
    I slide on my flip flops and get in the passenger's seat where I am driven to Texas Roadhouse.
    Ordered the beef tips over mashed potatoes with gravy, unions, and mushrooms.
     
    DAYUM!!! What an awesome evening. 
    I'm one lucky Fucker! :D   Thanks to my sexy lady!!

     
  2. Hell ya man, gotta repay the favor though soon haha
     
  3.  Little do you know she just set you up to buy her a maine lobster, and an hour of eating her pussy without complaining of a stiff neck..
     
     :laughing:
     
  4. Finger dat puss bro tongue
     
  5. Only thing that can top that night is a bj n some booty :D

    Would make itthe best day ever! : D
     
  6. She paid for dinner..
    And as for the later...... Bring IT! :metal:  :metal:
     
     
  7. Yep
    She finished up last night with just that!! 
    :wub:
     
     
  8. Ah marriage, sometimes you're actually appealing.
     
  9. Pics of wife


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  10. Texas Roadhouse sucks mon but that's nice she did that! I worked in one of their restaurants and I ordered a pulled pork sandwich one night at work and I ate it all and then te next morning I got food poison couldn't even get out of my bed so I called up roadhouse and they told me to still come in of course I didn't tell them where I got good poisoning from but still. I'm so glad to be out of that place. But again that's awesome your wife le you toke up and go out to eat haha
     
  11. [q uote name="paperplanes11" post="20101727" timestamp="1401631733"]Pics of wife


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    Hold on, I'll pm you the most recent ones shes sent..


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  12. Lucky dog! :smoke:
     
  13. Sorry dude..
    We both have professional jobs and wouldn't risk it..
    Hopefully in the next 50 years, Weed will be legal in Georgia and we can all participate in our constitutional freedoms!
     
     
  14. Luckily our experience did not turn out that way..
    The food and service were great..
     
     
  15. Tell her to toke cause its time to give her your big steak
     
  16. LOL
    She said that's what she was hoping for... :blink:
     
     
     
  17. If you got laid right after, that would be literally the definition of a perfect day


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  18. Yeah dude its pretty classless to put pics up of your lady anyways.

    Share the experience but gaurd your privacy fiercely.
     
  19. Fuck yeah!
     
  20.  
     
    this is like brian porn to us single folks lol.......
     
    i was liking being single lately until i read this thread :(
     
    i pictured his wifey as i was reading this as that meme of the tatted up hot chick, dressed in a provocatavely too short sun dress bringing huge glasses of lemonade,  to him out on the patio, overlooking the valley, puffing on a joint, or a nice cigar :)
     
     
    .........man i think i might go out and find a lady tonight
     

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