Talk Dirty To Me

I would like to bury my d deep in your eye move him trough your body, exit trough rectum, cut mushroom off and make mushroom soup.

 

I'll lick your rectum with my sandpaper tongue and use your tears as lube to plunge my dick in your raw asshole, pile drive you like a jackhammer in jelly before filling your nose with my spaghetti. You dirty little slut.


We call him Chief Kief now

 

Uppercut my face with your ginormous melons.....

 

Eat my balls with a spoon, baby oooh.

 

You look different, did you gain weight?

 

"Babe, I wanna impregnate you then tear the fetus out after 7 months then anally fist the fetus and wear it as a glove to fist you with."

 

Im going to puke down your throat so you can puke my puke and your puke all over my urine covered torso while we watch our pet chinchillas mate visiously. It will be so hot.

 

I want to make sweet tender love to you until you turn into a butterfly and fly away.......your cum covered body will become your cocoon
 
Fly! Be Free!
 

 

Gargle my large testicles.

 

learn from the king:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6laGvKtPZYQ

 

I'll give you a table syrup enima then sit you on an ant hill, followed by a used condom to the face...baby

 

Do u direct porn? I think I've seen some of your work.

I want you to bath you in a tub filled with tartar sauce, and after I want to lick your hemroids while you lubricate a poorly sharpened No.2 pencil with discharge from a crusty old whores vagina, and slide the pencil down my urethra. After that I want to put gummy bears and chunky salsa in ur ass with funnel. And shit it out into my mouth, and I vomit on your genitals.
How's that for fucked up?

 

what.
wait for it-
the fuck.

 

I want to fuck you in the ass so hard to rupture a hemorrhoid that was non existent , useing your blood as lubricant and then bust on your lips, using my seaman as lip gloss. I would then leave me monster cock between your cheeks, like a hot dog in a bun. I would then using my dirty dick, with seaman, feces particles, blood, and sweat and then fuck you in your raggity pussy. I would then use the head of my penis to beat up the clitirous. Rob you from pain then pleasure your fucking soul. I would then stare you in your little fucking face and penetrate so deep that I'm poking you right in the upper respiratory system. At this point your breathing becomes so fucking heavy as I'am slamming your pussy straight plowing you, you have lost your inhibition you are now slump over and all orifices has lost muscle contraction. I then stop to pop a viagra and do a bump of coke. We then prepare for the remainder 8hrs of pussy domination. 

 

I want to fuck you in the missionary position with the lights on.

 

That was beyond corny as well as terrifyingly gross.

 

Talk Dirty you say? I like to roll in the mud like a pig in unbearable heat.

 

Ima fuck you hard and stuff

 

I'm a cat , cats have spiky dicks meowrrrawrrr