Talk Dirty To Me

"I like my women the way that I like my coffee... black, bitter and preferably fair trade"
Dr. Krieger



I wanna shove a bunch of frozen Baby Ruths up your asshole, force you to do an extremely heavy workout while holding them in, then the Grande finale is when I punch your stomach till you shit them, gooey and melted, all over a huge ice cream sunday that we both enjoy until vomiting it up all over each other till we fall asleep.

Only to wake up caked in a mixture of vomit, feces and delicious chocolate with peanuts.

 

It got me wet just thinking about it

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I cant be the only one who started singing the song.... 
 
"Been around the world dont speak the langauage" "Can you dance on meeeoohhh..." 

 

Yeah, I thought this was about the song with 2 chains in it lol
Not a bunch of people saying middle school shit

 

If OP is not a girl. Then this just become the weirdest thread I've ever come across. Weird.

 

Some day I will lay it down.
@Annicus... yes please.

 

Anytime

 

 
 
I like my women like I like my coffee, gross and picked up at the gas station

 

I like my women like I like my coffee, with big ol titties and ass full of spaghetti

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I'm gonna scissor you like I work at fiskars, you'll love it.

 

I'm gonna bust you open like a hot pocket that's been left in the microwave for to long.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbtPXFlZlHg
 
i hate this song 

 

I like my pussy like I like my bud. Green and smelling like skunk.