Cops

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by guod, May 19, 2014.

  1. What would you like to hear a cop say?....

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  2. Oink!!

    Fuck yo presents!
     
  3. Believe it or not a cop actually said this to me; he said he smelled weed in my car and was gonna search. Hee checked our ID's first then came back and said "if there is something in your car, smoke it up & pretend i never stopped you, you know what im sayin?" 
     
    I actually had this on video and even made a thread on it but I lost it.....
     
  4. Some people are born lucky...

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  5. "Here, have the key to the evidence room"

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  6. Hey! Stop! Pass that blunt, nigga!


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  7. Point out the one that broke your bong, I'll have him arrested.


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  8. let me arrest you then brutally rape your as..... what?
     
  9. Want some drugs I just confiscated?
     
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  10. meow im supposed to arrest you but if you give me a hit and a snack no harm no foul
     
  11. take my nightstick-, TAKE IT BITCH, yeah, now hit me across the face with it, and call me a pig
     
  12. Ill give you 100 bucks if you let me let you go...

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  13. "Say I reckon I owe you my apologies. You are free to go.. And here's a million dollars to make up for all your precious time I wasted..

    Phone rings *ring ring ring*

    Cletus I'm coming honey I was talking to a civilian, no I'm not cheating on you?! Wtf .. Hold up.."

    He turns and walks into the distance never to be heard of again..


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  14. We ran out of room in our warehouse, can we use your basement?

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  15. Had a cop tell me " I have enough stems to have a growery(sp) same cop said "make like Michael Jackson and beat it." Lmao


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  16. I'm gonna let you go cause you are perfect, may I shae

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  17. wow fucked up!B)

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  18. "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"
     
    "Err, no..."
     
    "Because I'm lonely. Will you sing to me?
     
  19. ....knock, knock, knock'n on Heavens door.......
     

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