sup everyone, hope everyone's having a great friday!!!!! stoney baloney so earlier during the day my buddy dropped off his cat here for some hours while he's at work (his neighbor gives him shit about the cat meowing when he's gone). I've watched this cat before and had no problems besides it having some SERIOUS sassing action with me. idk why this cat's always sassing me man, I'm just tryna make it here. anyway, the cat's been with me for about 4-5 hours now and I noticed from almost right when it was dropped off that his... johnson... was really "out", about 3/4 of an inch. I was watching TV with my dogs and turned to see him licking its stomach when I see this pink thing staring back at me. I've seen my dogs do this but it's rare and usually goes away in seconds. it just kinda peaks out and says "hello!" and then that's it, back into its "pocket" or whatever that is. but this cat's tiny penis has been out for HOURS now and it wouldn't really bother me if it wasn't for the fact that he's constantly jumping/laying on the furniture and that little fella down there is definitely rubbing up against all my shit. idk it just grosses me the fuck out, not to mention that idk if this is something serious or not and i tried looking it up to no avail. none of the search results really matched this cat's situation, but I do have a pretty disturbing browser history now. I wanna tell my buddy but I don't want this dude to think "this guy's been staring at my cat's dick all day" or some shit and for all I know this behavior is normal. I've tried offering it food and water but as a dog-person, idk what else I can do to comfort it. pretty sure it'll kill me slowly if I try to pet it and idk if that'd even do the trick but I'm running out of options here and my buddy's coming back later in the night. all I want is this cat to put away his junk you know? is this permanent? what's this even called, if anything? I JUST WANT SOME ANSWERS tl;dr I'm catsitting and this cat's dick has been out all day and I want it to go away, what should I do and is this some sort of illness I should inform his owner about? thanks everyone. have a solid weekend
Haha this thread made me giggle Have you tried flicking his penis? I don't know if male cats can be in heat. Also fun fact, your cat should have a barbed penis Omega369
I don't have anything to add to this discussion, but thanks for the laugh. I just wanna tune in to see if somethin else funny comes from this
fucking A I can't catch a break tonight... I found a lost dog and the cat's penis is the least of my worries now haha I'm glad I gave you guys some lols
oh that's just "cat boner farts" of course. never heard of that??? hahaha on the real i've no fucking idea, hence my "what". all the results were fucking weird. I should've browsed incognito...mistake.
honestly i've no idea what this is so I went to google images and this was the first pic I'm assuming this isn't what you meant but I now HAVE to get this lamp, immediately. you mean like a laser light? i'm a noob with cats
Awesome lamp.. She meant like a Fleshlight bro, but for a cat, so its a Cat-light Feel free to google Fleshlight if you dont already know what it is
haha I'd forgotten about making this thread for a minute.....needed the lols, good thing it was bumped although seriously i'm traumatized from that cat
I get the same thing with my cat. He's over a year old now and has a habit of licking his member and then coming over for a fuss and trying to lick my face. Seriously gtfo pussy.