Name A Useless Superpower You Would Have

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by LemmeLightThat4U, May 16, 2014.

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  1. #1 LemmeLightThat4U, May 16, 2014
    Mine would be the ability to breathe through my ears. Woah.

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  2. #2 guod, May 16, 2014
    I'd like to have the power to stay underwater using my penis as a snorkel. Cool right?

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  3. #3 Sgt.ButtSniff, May 18, 2014
    Shoot spaghetti from my finger tips.

    "I can't tell if my heart stopped beating completely, or going to fast for me to tell"
     
  4. #4 BlazedGlory, May 18, 2014
    The ability to rapidly grow my fingernails
     
  5. #5 -Martyr, May 18, 2014
    Ability to turn anything I want into lifesaver gummies.
     
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  6. #6 PeacefulToker14, May 18, 2014
    Ability to make fire using my hands so I never have to use a lighter again haha idk
     
  7. #7 Philosiraptor, May 18, 2014
    The ability to know when hot dogs are done perfectly whilst cooking on my magick talking grill.
     
  8. #8 FadedCracker, May 20, 2014
    The ability to tie, and untie, my and others' shoes.


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  9. #9 Megacosm, May 20, 2014
    The ability to poop out chocolate peanut butter cups
     
  10. #10 Bubbashine, May 23, 2014
    The ability to tweak my farts and fart on command
     
  11. #11 chrisdask8r, May 23, 2014
    The ability to turn anything I want into dank og kush <3


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  12. #12 The Stud, May 23, 2014
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    The ability to decide what to dream, and to be able to continue a dream every night.
    I could live two lives. One while awake, and one superamazing while I sleep.
     
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  13. #13 0ri0n, May 23, 2014
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    Ya know you can do that through lucid dreaming, it's incredible. I'm just a novice who's had one, but some can learn to do it every night.
     
    edit: pm me and I can tell you all about it
     
    I would be able to play whatever (compatible) media I want on any device regardless of whether it has it.
     
  14. #14 Cherrylicious, May 23, 2014
    Random boners for sure.

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  15. #15 The Stud, May 23, 2014
     
    Yes, but then I would know I was dreaming. I wouldn't want to know. I would want it to be like a second life. Just a really amazing one, that is only possible in a dream :)
     
  16. #16 0ri0n, May 23, 2014
    Ah I see what you mean. It's still pretty cool, I mean you're in total control, you can do absolutely anything you imagine.
     
  17. #17 The Stud, May 23, 2014
     
    It has happened to me a few times, but that was just random, I wasn't doing anything in particular to experience lucid dreaming. It was awesome, absolutely.
     
  18. #18 guod, May 23, 2014
    The ability to play the trumpet with my butt...

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  19. #19 guod, May 27, 2014
    To have a built in stereo with 2 twelve inch sUbs in my head..

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  20. #20 peterepeter, May 27, 2014
    The ability to project realistic holograms of anything you can think of and control how it interacts
     
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