Name A Useless Superpower You Would Have

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by LemmeLightThat4U, May 16, 2014.

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  1. #141 Baked4days, Oct 30, 2014
    The ability to see through stuff but it can't be any type if metal and can't be thicker than a inch
     
  2. #142 zeppelin390, Nov 1, 2014
    the ability to know what kind of salad dressing a person has on their salad, without having seen or smelled it first
     
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  3. #143 Annicus, Nov 1, 2014
    To reference Eminem verses in Kermits voice
     
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  4. #144 guod, Nov 2, 2014
    The ability to have the ability to have an ability..
     
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  5. #145 Annicus, Nov 2, 2014
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    To have a blue foot and a gray hand on command!
     
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  6. #146 zeppelin390, Nov 2, 2014
    The ability to know if someone is left or right handed
     
  7. #147 Mister Meaner, Dec 15, 2014
    The ability to apply all 5 senses to whatever is happening on the part of the world directly opposite myself.
     
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  8. #148 wonkasnout, Dec 19, 2014
    The ability to make someones clothes invisible to everyone except them lol they won't know why ppl are looking at them weird


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  9. #149 Tryptamine, Dec 19, 2014
    Be able to open my mouth and sing any song, with all instruments included, and create a light show while I'm at it


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  10. #150 Cananinja, Dec 19, 2014
    Sorry if anyone has already said this before, but I would love to be able to change the color of my eyes. I would use them as mood indicators. Though looks like rage and lust/horny might be the same.
     
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  11. #151 Sativa Diva 1, Dec 19, 2014
    Only if you swim on your back..LemmeLightThat4U
     
  12. #152 Sativa Diva 1, Dec 19, 2014
    The ability to grow weed from my locks..and could hear a pin drop but my ear wax is high potent dab...
     
  13. #153 Anakinsmama7, Dec 27, 2014
    The ability to partially pop my femur out my hip without feeling pain!!


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  14. #154 guod, Dec 29, 2014
    The ability to see through thin air.
     
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  15. #155 What_The_Phukk, Jan 4, 2015
    The ability to turn paper into cardboard
     
  16. #156 beerbrewer, Jan 5, 2015
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    Ever seen the movie Orgasmo? Like that. The ability to point my finger at people and give them a spontaneous orgasm. Imagine being at the mall and making everyone you pass cream in their pants. Imagine being in a meeting at work and pointing at your boss and then they have an orgasm right on the spot.

    Edit: for reference

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgazmo
     
  17. #157 Buffalo Beano, Jan 5, 2015
    The power to instantly know everybody's middle name.
     
  18. #158 smokehound, Jan 5, 2015
    The ability to smell New Jersey from anywhere in the world.
     
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  19. #159 Annicus, Jan 6, 2015
    The ability to smell shit from 6000 miles away
     
  20. #160 Annicus, Jan 6, 2015
    To turn my fingernails into used gum
     
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