Name A Useless Superpower You Would Have

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by LemmeLightThat4U, May 16, 2014.

  1. #121 Questabella, Sep 11, 2014
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  2. able  to turn trees in to walking trees 
     
  3. Be able to leap tall building's at a single bound, Using my PENIS.

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  4. The ability to select the perfect mixtape for every situation.
     
  5. I would want the ability to shit bricks.
     
  6. The power to grow really long vulva hair.
     
  7. The ability to fly... just a few inches off the ground.
     
  8. Created December 16 at 2am of last year when I was really high.

    Dream Shareâ„¢ - Saving dreams just like
    in video games.

    Imagine if we could:
    1. Save our progress
    2. Continue from a different dream
    3. Start a new dream
    4. Share our dreams with the world - youtube maybe?

    All of this would be done through some sort of future device where you could do all of the above.

    If we could do this imagine how much more interesting dreams would become. You could watch a dream on the Internet just how that person dreamt it, start new dreams, continue from other ones, save the memory of the dream.

    In the future past this idea people would be selling dreams so that person would have the best long lasting dream, you could create a dream idea through a computer program and so much more. ©ChickenJewel Inc.
     
  9. I like how elaborate these powers are, especially considering the fucking TITLE IS RIGHT THERE.

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  10.  
    That would give 'headbanging' an entirely different meaning  :laughing:
     
  11. I would be leaf man, with the ability to float gently down from tall buildings, but not really control where I land. Sometimes I would get caught in a strong breeze and come down miles away from where I meant to. I would probably have to take the bus back. 
     
  12. The ability to smoke a pound in a single bound.
     
  13. The ability to turn anything into a pipe


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  14. #134 enjoyandlive, Oct 27, 2014
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    my useless power: being able to poop out poisonous berries
     
  15. Super strength and speed, but..Super asthma.


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  16. Be able to turn full-fat milk or cream into 0% fat milk just by looking.
    Be able to un-pop popcorn with my mind
    Make all pillows and cushions as flat as if they were 10 years old
    Be able to turn carpet or flooring into moss or grass
    Slice bread with my mind
     
  17. We could be best friends, I would love if all the carpet in my house was grass and usually end up making too much popcorn so you could un pop the left overs and we'd save em for later.
     
  18. Id Shit fine hash
    Maybe Id piss knob Creek
     
  19. The ability to know all of the answers in hindsight.
     
  20. The ability to make that bitch Karen realize that she was wrong. ...but it's useless.
     

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