Name A Useless Superpower You Would Have

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by LemmeLightThat4U, May 16, 2014.

  1. The ability to unlock my phone without touching it.

     
  2. #102 whammy, Aug 19, 2014
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    I would like to be able to turn diet soda, into regular soda!
    Also, pepsi into coke and vice-versa
     
  3. To go deaf, blind and paralyzed on command
     
  4. To shit fruit gushers
     
  5. the ability to push out or suck back in the hair on my head
     
  6. The ability to pickle myself
     
  7. To turn into old lady underwear and sing show tunes.

    To have pink earwax
     
  8. nacho cheese finger.
     
  9. The power to grow invisible, intangible additional arms that have no mass, and thus, cannot manipulate objects, or touch anything.
     
  10. Going invisible for me. Would be so much fun lol.
     
  11. you can slap things


    Weed is sacred to this planet
     
  12. Yeah, with my two real arms, lmfao.  Invisible and intangible, meaning they cant touch things, meaning nobody can see them, and they're useless.
     
  13. Can my useless superpower be a global superpower??   :smoke:
     
  14. #114 Diplomatictx, Aug 21, 2014
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    Instantly grow my hair, color it, style it, etc.
     
  15. the ability to see the word "useless" and read it as "useful"...
     
  16. Light a flame from my index finger
     
  17. The amazing power to levitate food into my mouth to prevent the need to get off the couch after bong rips!


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  18. the ability to see in the past 420 seconds i guess thats not useless my short term memory would be better then any stoner ever so uh the ability to slightly dim the lights in the room
     
  19. ability to turn my fingernails any color
     
  20. a freak accident would give me the power of extraordinary hindsight. from toxic spills to unjust wars, there is no task too large for...!
     

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