Name A Useless Superpower You Would Have

I'd have to go with the ability to kill yaks, specifically 200 yards away.

 

make peoples balls explode by learning their screen name... 

 

makes me think of this
 

 

the power to shoot snot rockets at such an insane velocity that they cause bodily harm

 

an ability to make any pants you wear transform into sweat pants, but not back into original pants

 

The ability to stay chiefed .....without weed!!!


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The power to feel intense amounts of pain that physically harms you.

The power to make all the food you eat taste like food you don't like.

 

That would be a useful superpower tho

 

i would shoot prunes out of my wrists at a very slow speed

 

the ability to see through windows

 

I WANNA TURN MY ARM INTO A DOLPHIN!!!!!!!!

 

Super strength and speed.

Major asthma.


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The ability to only answer questions with other questions

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Super sonic speed sneezes
Ability to turn water into sand
Ability to sing any song in falsetto

 

The ability to make applejacks taste like cheerios

 

Ability to always choose a good melon (jokes on you guys, I already have this useless power). Just call me, the Melon Whisperer.

 

The ability to change m&m's colors


To shoot glitter out of my left pinky on Tuesday

 

Growing my nails


Weed is sacred to this planet

 

ability to switch vision to equivalent of a high powered telescope on command.