In that case,I choose the ability to make microwaves move counter-clockwise when cooking chinese food.
the ability to drink a 44+Oz. slushie in a few seconds. chomp down an entire fudgecicle in one bite. pretty much never get brain freeze or anything like that. this would NOT apply to hot foods/beverages.
The ability to see through sunglasses. The ability to camouflage my eyebrows. The ability to seal my nostrils shut. The ability to be able to speak fluently in any language (be it on Earth or alien), but only words that began with 'X.' The ability to morph into a neat pair of slacks, but still feel pain. The ability to give birds orgasms within a 10 meter radius. The ability to turn my knuckles darker. The ability to re-position my nipples. Anywhere. The ability to constantly smell water. The ability to be Piers Morgan. The ability to change the color of people's arm hair from afar. I think I'm done for now.
The ability to produce a flame at the tip of my index fingers. Never need another lighter again! And if i see a pretty lady with a cigarette i can impress her by lighting it with my finger "What a long strange trip it's been."
Ability to subside a shit if need be. (Although thinkin about this now makes me wonder if its actually 'useless')
The ability to shoot 5 ft. Flames out my asshole. Marshmallows anyone? Shit, now its not useless. I hate myself... Sent from my SM-T210R using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I've always wanted to be able to store my ability to grow a beard. Basically I would not grow one out for months, and then be able to instantly grow months worth of a beard in a matter of seconds. Think of like the play dough doll where you would squeeze and play dough hair would come out it's head. Except it would be real hair and would come out where my beard is. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum