Name A Useless Superpower You Would Have

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by LemmeLightThat4U, May 16, 2014.

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  1. #241 Deleted member 839659, Sep 9, 2015
    The ability to produce navel lint at will

     
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  2. #242 VikingToker, Sep 10, 2015
    shrinking my opponents dicks
     
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  3. #243 SpaceDuke, Sep 12, 2015
    The ability to tell when someone just took a shit
     
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  4. #244 Cactus Ed, Sep 12, 2015
    You would have a super nose?
     
  5. #245 SpaceDuke, Sep 14, 2015
    No , I would have ''The Just Took A Shit Sense''
     
  6. #246 Leonard_Washington, Sep 14, 2015
    Ability to produce mass amounts of styrofoam
     
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  7. #247 soley22, Sep 14, 2015
    The ability to grow any plant in a matter of seconds
     
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  8. #248 SpaceDuke, Oct 4, 2015
    You could grow high grade marijuana.. and that's good!!
     
  9. #249 Montec, Oct 6, 2015
    i can go back in time, but only milliseconds
     
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  10. #250 Leonard_Washington, Nov 4, 2015
    The power to control any and all mustard
     
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  11. #251 cannahippy, Jan 2, 2017
    The ability to change my nipple size instantly to bologna lol


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  12. #252 OldTokerChick, Jan 2, 2017
    Make food appear!
     
  13. #253 OldTokerChick, Jan 2, 2017
    Oh and play my memories on TV, like a movie.
     
  14. #254 BlazedGlory, Jan 2, 2017
    ^^ But those are both super useful!

    I actually find it hard to think of one that couldn't be useful in some way lmao
     
  15. #255 TheRealGOM, Jan 2, 2017
    The uncanny ability to become enraged in environments that don't facilitate the aggression. With this ability comes the slightly superhuman ability to break shit without thought or remorse. I'm not Superman or Hulk, but it would definitely take more than 2 people to take me down.
     
  16. #256 mxmxmxm, Jan 2, 2017
    The power to sneak into your heart... oh wait
     
  17. #257 Annicus, Jan 2, 2017
    The power to turn into tapioca pudding.
     
  18. #258 Deleted member 281310, Jan 10, 2017
    change my bed instantaneously
     
  19. #259 ChefsBuds, Jan 10, 2017
    The ability to grow out your finger nails on command.


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  20. #260 Debo187/211, Jan 10, 2017
    The ability to sense other people's abilities.
     
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