Name A Useless Superpower You Would Have

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by LemmeLightThat4U, May 16, 2014.

  1. I could flick boogers in a deadly manner


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  2. The ability to piss in a high arc onto second story balconies.
     
  3. the ability to have friends [​IMG]
     
  4. the ability to give myself really bad toothache 
     
  5. This, lol...
     
  6. ability to imagine new colors.
     
  7. The ability to make food taste like a different food like for instance I could make salad taste like ice cream lol
     
  8. The ability to roll like a marble when I get tired of walking. 
     
  9. Spliff-vision, villains so chilled they cant commit crimes
     
  10. The ability to talk to dead Chinese people... And I don't speak Chinese.
     
  11. Any superpower, I would desire to have the option to make my farts smell or not!
     
  12. Super fire hose power urine stream
     
  13. I want the power to literally bor someone to death
     
  14. the power to turn yourself into a leaf and fly away. But then you can't turn back its a 1 time deal kinda thing...
     
  15. I'll settle for lethal farts. Bringing mass murder to elevators everywhere
     
  16. To see through peoples clothes :)
     
  17. Ability to snap my fingers and have a extendo box of paper clips appear
     
  18. The ability of creating assholes on people by touching them on any spot with my finger.
    Just imagine going to your enemies and putting an asshole on their forehead
     
  19. Dude you could eat a ton of broccoli and make it taste like KFC chicken or some delicious tacos, thats a pretty useful power ^_^
     
  20. The ability to talk to animals.. I really think my yellow lab would be able to hold intelligent convos.. Plus imagine getting totally baked and chatting it up with a squirrel or something.
     

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