Name A Useless Superpower You Would Have

The ability to make myself cum without using my hands or my doll

 

 
Shut up, Meg....

 

the ability to make ppl high, including myself..
Id def change my name to mary

 

The super human ability to pay my taxes on time and not get pissed about how much they take out. H & R Block Wolverine status.

 

I've tried..it almost worked

 

the ability to change my skin color, but only i can see it

 

Be able to talk to fish but not be able to breathe underwater and whales and dolphins are mammals not fish so yeah lol


Smoke weed everyday

 

trust me you don't need a super power to do that all u need is a sense of smell lol


Smoke weed everyday

 

the ability to make ppl fall asleep XD well..idk if its completely useless but its whatevs..

 

Stretching my foreskin into a coin purse without making it loose.

 

turning into hitler whenever I see a jewish person..
horrible I know.. =\\

 

Being able to make ice cubes freeze instantly 
(id get invited to all the parties though)

 

The ability to shit glass.

The ability to locate dying blades of grass in a field.
 
The ability to make food odourless.

The ability to cry acid.

The ability find a needle in a haystack.

The ability to speak Porcupine.

The ability to tie my shoes in 10 minutes.

 

To have glowing nipples that smell like cinnamon

The ability to tell when it's midnight without a clock.

The ability to read with my toes.

 

The power to read chicken minds

 

The ability to instantly find a parking spot.

 

The ability to see through shoes.

 

The power to cook chickens on touch

 

The power to make it rain lollipops on Fridays and make brusselsprouts taste like cherry cheese cake..