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Never Get Caught Smoking Inside Again

Discussion in 'Marijuana Consumption Q&A' started by 603blaze, May 4, 2014.

  1. #1 603blaze, May 4, 2014
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    How to smoke inside without getting caught

    Before you read this my main point here is to BE CAREFUL! DO NOT BE DUMB!

    A few items that are key to not getting caught-


    Must Haves:
    Eye Drops (Preferably Clear Eyes max strength)
    Gum
    Cologne or Odor Eiminator (I use febreze)
    A Hot shower
    Sploof- countless guides to make online
    Google: "How to make a sploof" vuela..

    I recommend you DO NOT smoke joints or blunts when smoking inside but if you're ballsy.. Go for it.

    I recommend a gravity bong or something where you clear it in one hit and there's no excess smoke floating around



    STEPS:

    1. Go in the bathroom, turn on the fan (if you have one) turn on shower until steam is visible, towel under the door, I make sure the towels I use are damp because they form to the frame of the door better (You don't have to do this but if you have a sloppy family like me and they leave wet towels on the ground after they shower then you can do this)
    PS-- I always open the window just to be extra safe
    LOCK THE DOOR

    2. Set up your "toking station" lay out all your materials on a counter or whatever you have for a hard surface. Also make sure you have a bag or something to put all of your things in after youre done with the session.

    3. Pack your bowl, bong or whatever other contraptions you fourteen year olds will use. This is CRUCIAL-- Pack it so you can clear it in ONE HIT. After that hit is gone, pack another. This is why I like GBs because the bowl pack is small but all of the herb is used and they get you nice and baked off of such little bud, also a great way to conserve if you can't pick up a lot. When the smoke is in your lungs make sure you don't let any out unless the sploof is to your mouth, blow the smoke through the sploof and if you made it correctly you will be greeted with the smell of summer breeze instead of burning skunk ass. (I enjoy that smell). Get as high as you want BUT this is where not being stupid comes into play, make sure you clean everything up, do not leave a spec. Don't get lazy when you are putting your stuff away. You're gonna be high and not wanting to figure out where you left your lighter. Make sure every item has it's place and is always put back in said place.

    4. By now, you should be baked, have a steam filled bathroom (actual steam because it helps move the weed smoke out the window) , everything should be cleaned up and now it's time to deodorize, open your window(s) if not already opened, spray your odor eliminator. Don't go too crazy with the spray, depending on how naive your parents are (or seem to be) it can be pretty suspicious. Now it's time to take a shower, I always use soap with a lot of fragrance, I use Old Spice and some Adidas stuff. Use a generous amount and take a good amount of time in the shower. 10- 15 mins is plenty, when you get out all you will smell will be a mix of Body Wash/Shampoo, Febreeze and fresh air. No smell at all if done right. When I was younger and used this method people would go in after me and they wouldn't notice anything.

    5. Before you leave, make sure your eye drops are in, you have gum or brushed teeth and you won't smell like weed if you showered. Keep the fan on, and shut the door.

    Congratulations, you smoked weed in your house and didn't get caught

    I keep my shower on THE WHOLE TIME
    DO NOT turn it off while smoking

    Do not tell me how wasteful this is, I'm well aware.

    Other helpful things

    Put your nugs in a glass jar/concealable bottle (no smell when not open)

    Examples:

    Small ziplock container
    Old prescription bottles
    Baby food jar
    Any glass jar that has a cap and is concealable

    Have a bag/box/spot that is specifically for all of your smoking stuff and make sure it is well hidden. Clever places, not in a shoebox under your bed.
    For me, I had a ton of old backpacks I didn't use or touch and one of those held my stash, I used inside pockets of jackets that were hanging up, the inside of a baseball/hockey glove in the sports bag. You're high use your imagination.

    I really hope this saves some of your asses from getting caught, this method got me through High School without getting caught once. If anyone wants to add anything or correct something then go for it.

    Happy smoking stoners!







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  2. Why did u waist ur time writing what we already kno
     
  3. Well, I'm bored as shit and there will be someone out there who finds this useful.


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  4. If your bathroom smells like febreze (ozium is a much better choice) ,burnt plant matter ,and dryer sheets any smart parent and or room mate would be suspicious IMO. I've been there done that.
     
  5. You're right, ozium is much better I forgot about that


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  6. But if you use it be sure to use it in a well ventilated area as it contains some chemicals that contain carcinogens.
     
  7. Or the best option is to smoke outside and respect your parents house (if you are smoking at your parents house, dorm, etc)
     
  8. I've done this many times, except without the sploof with the shower method. You dont really need the sploof. But if youd like to smoke in your room like I do now then you're gonna need one :p. And possibly a window.
    Also close your vents in your bathroom/room.
    I like to put a penny over the bowl if its cherried.
    You really dont even need the shower if you have a sploof lmfao, its one or the other. If you wanna be safe then turn on the shower after youre done smoking.
     
  9. The only time i ever really got caught is in the shower. IMO its really hard to get away with cause bathrooms are usually pretty small.eleyoure probably better off smoking in your room at night with the door closed and toweled
     
  10. #10 VapeLifeAlex, May 4, 2014
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    Appreciate you trying to inform the younger crowd and those whom are just uninformed.
    But it seems that if one doesn't want to get caught smoking, why risk it?
    Why not find so,e place outside and I know what's not always possible so save it for another day or just invest in a vaporizer.

    They don't smell as strong, the odor leaves sooner than smoke and you conserve bud.
    Win win
     
  11. just wear some different clothes that you only have on when you smoke. i live in a double above my parents atm and if i ever go downstairs for any reason when im smoking i just put on a pair of pj  pants and a hoodie that im not going to wear downstairs works well if you don't want to take a shower plus i feel like showering might affect the high but that could just be me. but definitely brush you teeth after words and wash your hands. 
     
  12. What's wrong with stepping outside and not having to do all of the above?
     
  13. #13 Z42OM, May 4, 2014
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    Wow .. Ok ..
     Smokebuddy ?? 
     
    http://smokebuddy.com/
     
    Or just step outside ?? 
     
    This is a prety ridiculous thread imo    :confused:
     
  14. #14 Stncold, May 4, 2014
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    Jesus christ this.  Also running a shower and not using it is just fucking wasting water and running up the water bill, I'm sure your parents will appreciate that also, but I guess to some of you that's a-ok since you aren't the one paying the bill. Also steaming up the room excessively fucks up the walls and molding and shit, another thing I'm sure your parents will appreciate.
     
  15. \tNever Get Caught Smoking Inside Again1) enter bathroom/bedroom/living room/kitchen.
     
    2) remove vaporizer (Iolite FTW) from your pocket.
     
    3) load vaporizer with dried herb of your choice - fire vape, allow to heat to temp.
     
    4) hit that shit.
     
    5) put vaporizer back into your pocket and go about your business.  That was easy.
     
  16. Ozium is the shit. Not being a disrespectful punk is also the shit.
     
  17. Oil heat. That would be insanely expensive for your parents to just waste
     
  18. One hitters are excellent for smoking inside! Very little smoke, plus a sploof. Also, you get a green hit every time and tend to smoke less of your bud. 👍


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  19. Please don't use the shower method. I know you probably don't care, but every minute you shower, you use 5 gallons of water. Use the water for cleaning purposes, not masking you're risky smoking sessions. Clean water is something most people take for granted when there's people who don't have any. Plus it being steaming hot only makes it worse.
     
  20. This isn't rocket science. Buy a vapo! Or just a sploof and an open window.
     

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