Oldporks Sweet Summer Porkfest 2014

Indeed that's a fine looking specimen brass

 

Hey Pork, that Jamaican OG that good huh? I took your suggestion to grow some BTOG this year, and it turned out to be everyone's favorite here in the Burg. I personally like all of Cali breeds I've tried. My two favorites of there's is 818 Headband and now the BTOG. Guess I'll be giving Jamaican OG a run next year too. I already have the Cali GSC going indoor, so I can clone the shit out of her in the spring.
 
Mari Christmas to all in porksville!!!

 

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A GROWER'S NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS​

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</div></div>Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the growroom,
Not a plant was still standing; not a bud was in bloom.
The branches were drying, hung out in a line,
In hopes that a bankroll soon would be all mine.
The trimmers were ready to manicure buds;
But meanwhile did nothing but drink up my suds.
Didn't matter to me; I still had my stash,
And in just a few weeks I'd be swimming in cash.
Then, at the front door, arose such a clatter,
I stubbed out my joint to see what was the matter.
Away down the hallway I flew like a flash,
Looked out the window and let out a gasp.
What to my wondering eyes did appear,
A drug bust in progress with ten cops in SWAT gear!
They came to the door and pounded away,
It was worse than the cops; they were all DEA!
 
Now I was panicked; I didn't want blame,
I yelled at the trimmers and called them by name:
"Now, Jeremy! Now, Jason! Now Pedro and Dale!
Get out of here, dudes, or you're going to jail!
To the back porch! To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away, dash away all!"
They took off like rabbits, hightailing it fast,
I now worried greatly about saving my ass.
The cops were now breaking the door down with force,
The plants gotta go, I thought with remorse.
I ran to the fireplace to burn up my crop,
When suddenly St. Nicholas dropped down with a plop.
“Holy shit! It's Santa!” I said with surprise,
I wondered, could St. Nick tell the cops a few lies?
 
Police were now swarming through the front door,
And screaming at me to “Lie down on the floor!”
But Santa winked slyly and settled my head,
And soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, and made not a sound,
Just filled up his toy sacks with all of my pounds.
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, taking all of my crop,
Regardless, I'm happy I didn't get popped.
The cops were all pissed; the evidence was gone,
They couldn't even bust me for having a bong!
I laughed to myself as they drove out of sight --
“That's the best present ever on this Christmas night!”
Found this in a email from High Times this am and thought Porksville would enjoy.

 

green fifteen?

 

I like mine better..
 
A Growers Christmas Lament
 
Twas an hour before 420 and all through the grow
Something was amiss but what I didn't know
The cuttings were placed in the rock wool with care
In hopes that new roots structures soon would be there
The clones were all happy having just been fed
While visions of smoking them danced in my head
With buds in a jar and kief in the cap
If I smoke more of this I'll need a long nap
When out of my grow there arose such a clatter
I staggered from my couch and dumped all my shatter
Away to my tent I flew with a flash
Ripped open the zipper and spilled drying hash
The halide lamps color of new fallen snow
Gave the luster of midday for the cannabis below
When what to my bleeding red eyes should appear
But a miniature web and 8 tiny mites oh dear
With a shiver down my spine I moved really quick
Thinking to myself I've been a real dick
More rapid then fans my treatments they came
And I whistled and shouted and called them by name 
Now Neem, Now Lavender,
Now Rosemary and Cinnamon
On Spinosad, On Thuricide,
On Thyme and Pyrethrum
From the top of the light
To the last inch of wall
Now Kill them Kill them
KILL THEM ALL !!!
 
As dry fan leafs before the duct fans they fly
A few bong hits like that I'll be high as the sky
So off to the kitchen I staggered and slew
Ripped open the cupboards and ate all the brownies too
 
And then in a stupor I heard at the door
The whine of a bullhorn and dove to the floor
As I drew in my head and was turning around
Down the chimney my growme came with a bound
 
He was dressed all in tie dye from his head to his foot
And his trip down the pipe stack had him covered in soot
A kilo of fine weed was clutched in his hand
He said it's the cops please hide me good man
 
His eyes stared in terror This must be in error
I have my recommendation They'll beat me past resuscitation
The stump of the pipe he held tight in his teeth
Stunk of something dead like skunk crossed with sheep
He pulled out a jar of mixed hash and kief
If you help me escape this is yours to keep
 
I opened the door and confronted the cops
With my papers in hand this really must stop
The look in his eyes and his hand on his gun
Convinced my growme and I we should have just run
 
We spoke not a word but stood handcuffed in place
Watching in horror as the officer strip searched the space
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work
When finding the butane he turned with a jerk
And laying his finger aside of his nose
In front of the judge your going to get hosed
 
Shoved into his car in the deep dead of night
I heard him exclaim as we drove out of sight
Merry Hempfest to all and to all a Good Night !!!!!!!!!!!
 
A BNW original creation..

 

 
I prefer my old Ruger MarkII but you have to love those Rugers...
 
They got my last order.. working out the details of a resend now...

 

Tude, I assumed Chicago, I don't really want to check the tracking #....

 

I don't know how the resend policy works, with the holidays and all it may take some time. I forgot to order c99 and maui, maybe they will add them for me? Otherwise I'll need to place the order, I'm in love with them both. I just had so many other jars to test... so little time...
 
Oh yea, I made butter yesterday.... 2 ounces in 2 pounds, gave me just shy of 6 sticks.

 

Happy New Year OP!

 

Happy new year from poland ! My seeds always come through nyc isc never had issues.