"Don't ever rub another man's rhubarb" - Jack Nicholson as the joker in the original Batman. "I aint got time to bleed" - Jessie Ventura from the movie Predetor And the entire monlouge from John Goodman about selling illegal weapons to Kevin Bacon in the movie Death Sentence Oh, I can't forget "WHO THE FUCK IS TODD?" from the movie Memento
Your fucking stupid, soon to be dead friends think they can steal my can-I-bas and sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this a white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nich-ol-ass. I said do you speak my language, he just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich. I come from the land down under.
"I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck [referring to Silent Bob] none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it." Jay from "Jay and Silent Bob"
[quote name="Un®3al²™" post="19909667" timestamp="1398445603"]Lock, Stock, & Two Smoking Barrels: Nick the Greek: 100 pounds is still 100 pounds. Tom: Not when the price is 200 pounds it's not! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, c'mon. Lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.[/quote] [quote name="Snake Chamber" post="19918794" timestamp="1398583031"]Your fucking stupid, soon to be dead friends think they can steal my can-I-bas and sell it back to me? Is this a declaration of war? Is this a white cunts joke that black cunts don't get? Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nich-ol-ass. both of these , top film
Dale - "I just wanna shove it up my nose and have that smell all day" Saul - "Shove it where ever you want" Sent from my SM-G900F using Grasscity Forum mobile app
BRING ME PETER PAN!!!!! Caption hook. -Dustin Hoffman. Hook. Sent from my iPod touch using Grasscity Forum
American Reunion (2012) Jim's Dad: I have not had a night like that since the seventies. Jim: [disgusted] Don't need this. Jim's Dad: You'd be surprised what you can do...with a well placed thumb.
"this shit's chess it aint checkers!" "We walk a higher path son" "Oh, you federally fucked now!" "You mothafuckas will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you! SHU program nigga! 23 hour lockdown...KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME!" -- All Denzel Washington in Training Day. Most quotable character/ movie ever.