Hey Im New:)

Hi.
I'm the guy to the left.
YES, I KNOW IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS ANYMORE.
But it's a really comfy and fluffy hat.
I'm your average, typical human being that enjoys smoking marijuana and positing on a stoner community forum.
I'm completely normal, so do not suspect me of anything. 
Hence, the username- UnsuspiciousUsername.
 
This place is great to:
have questions answered, read funny posts, have riveting debates, and of course, like any great internet vice- to waste time. My favorite are moments like these, while I'm trying to prepare for a final exam, I come to meet and greet wonderful people like yourself.
 
Enjoy your stay here, and welcome to GC!
 
(Honestly though, I actually have a final tomorrow. I can't stop procrastinating. Help me Trippy, dear god, help me! I can't fuck over my GPA).

 

You don't have to add, you can just pm. [private message]
But the point is, you don't have to go to one person only.
You can just search for a relatable thread, or just start up a new discussion if you ever have a question; that way you'll get a variety of responses.
Just look around on the forum, there are many sections here that are pretty serious and/or informative.
But I recommend the general, as nine out of ten times, the fun is there. 
I swing by there, the Toker's section to maybe through in an answer/opinion or two every now and then, and Pandora's box (to see what fucked up things people are thinking these days).
 
Good luck.
 
Also, whenever you see my username, throw in a like this. (clickable)
There are two great things that will come of it
1)My e-penis will grow dramatically in size, which will inevitably lead to world peace, curing cancer, and legalizing marijuana worldwide
2)It's great practice for when you actually want to like someone's post
 
Plus, just to let you know, I am literally the most honest person on this entire forum. 
 
Edit: I forget to add. If you ever buy marijuana, and you want to know what type of strain it is, simply do the following.
1)Post a thread asking about said purchase
2)Display a picture of the marijuana
Most of the users here are so advanced, they can tell you exactly what you have simply by looking at it.
If you ever find yourself in trouble as a result though, simply blame society in general, or ICGreen. (But never me). You can trust me, I'm a doctor (I will be eventually at least).