Some Crazy Homeless Guy Had A Ton..

Discussion in 'General' started by Royal Vengeance, Apr 24, 2014.

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  1. #1 Royal Vengeance, Apr 24, 2014
    Of fucking road flares lol

    He was trying to throw them away when I caught him and he dropped the boxes and ran.

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    Ya'll are looking at the proud owner of his own road flares :cool:


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  2. #2 Jaybom, Apr 24, 2014
    he just dropped them and ran?? lmao


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  3. #3 UnsuspiciousUsername, Apr 24, 2014
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    Probably stolen, making OP a thief too. 
     
     
    But shit, light em' up. Seems like that's a big box o' fun.
     
  4. #4 Ragekai, Apr 24, 2014
    cut them all open, and catch the pile of powder on fire all at once.
     
  5. #5 WizardInBlack, Apr 24, 2014
    Dude use one every time you go to light a cigarette, that would be badass lol. People will be like "WTF? did that guy just light a cig with a fucking FLARE?"
     
  6. #6 4shotmark, Apr 24, 2014
    Do something elaborate.
     
  7. #7 Popesack, Apr 24, 2014
    Save them for the rebellion
     
  8. #8 Royal Vengeance, Apr 24, 2014
    Can flares work if you drop them in water? Or is that instant extinguish?

    I feel like I need to find a REALLY deep hole I can't see to the bottom of and drop one down.

    AYE 4th of July is comin up :ey:


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  9. #9 Jingo Dookstain, Apr 24, 2014
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    Damn, that box was probably worth like 30-45 bucks man.
     
    Guy could've used it... assuming he wasn't an unmentionable 
     
     
    I immediately take back what I said. Light that shit up on the 4th! That'd be a sight.
     
  10. #10 Royal Vengeance, Apr 24, 2014
    Ya he had like 5 boxes of them lol

    And he just took off. Stolen fer sure but ima take em home and if anyone asks "WHAAAAA FLARES?!? WHAAAT?!?"


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  11. #11 4r5t6y7, Apr 24, 2014
    Yo flares are bad ass keep those youll need em 
     
  12. #12 Royal Vengeance, Apr 24, 2014
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    That was LITERALLY my exact first thought.

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  13. #13 HerbicidalMania, Apr 24, 2014
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    Epic paintball fight at night in the snow with those flares. Dress up in camouflage too and split the teams to attack and defend. You got yourself a fun war game right there

    Edit: Who the fuck steals flares anyways?


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  14. #14 fissionchips, Apr 24, 2014
    he jacked those from an open trunk of a police car LOL
     
  15. #15 BlazedGlory, Apr 24, 2014
    Why would anyone jack a box of flares anyway? What have you accomplished? Dude probably WAS crazy.
     
  16. #16 Omega369, Apr 24, 2014
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    Back in high school I brought a flare gun, then my friends and I walked a few blocks away to shoot it off. I pointed up and fired, so damn bright and my eyes burnt from the heat.

    The flare went up, then went back down and landed on the roof of an elementary school that was in session. I freaked out quite a bit because imagine if I killed like 500 elementary school kids.

    Nothing happened though


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  17. #17 2Pac, Apr 24, 2014
    "I'm just gonna go home to my box and light theseOH SHIT A GUY, RUNNNN!!!!!!"
     
  18. #18 IllestVillain, Apr 24, 2014
    FTW.
     
  19. #19 El Duderino, Apr 24, 2014
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    have you lit one yet? for outdoor use only. from what ive seen on TV/film, the make alot of smoke! light one and toss it in a body of water. your friends pool.
     
    turns out. you can get flares 3 minute flares at walmart. they're water resistant and they float. they ALL float. based on the prices at walmart. a large box like that would be over one hundred dollars. the duration of their burn should be printed on the flare itself. they look big. maybe 15 minute flares.
     
  20. #20 IllestVillain, Apr 24, 2014
    He was probably on his way to trade for his next fix. Thought you were the one he stole from so he dipset quick.

    Marijauna is a hell of a drug.

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