Alright so I want to know the most jacked up place you jacked it I'll start 1 use to have a huge mushroom chair would be watching TV in the living room an all of a sudden get horny as hell. Came up with a lame ass excuse an tossed a blanket over it (where I was hidden in it) an went to town. Why is this fucked up you ask? Family was in the living room 2 got shit faced over at my grandma's house one time when she was out of town. Went to town 4 times in 2 dif showers that one felt hella wrong haha So my fellow Pandoras box fans let's here your most fucked up places you have tugged it Sent from my DROID RAZR using Grasscity Forum mobile app
In my elves workshop... Nah jk but for real probably when I was with my friends hiking and they were sleeping in tents so I just busted a nut... Fuck yo presents!
to funny lol. Never done it hiking/camping bet its freeing haha Sent from my DROID RAZR using Grasscity Forum mobile app
6 grade when I had no cum I only orgasmed, I put my arms in my shirt like I was cold, and proceeded to pleasure myself mid-math class. No one gave me a look. At least I don't think. couple times during high school girls in my class got me horny as fuck with the slutty short shorts they wear, so I would get a pass to the bathroom and jerk it into the toilet. True stories.
School trip when I was 14 in a 4 bed hotel room when everyone was asleep, finished off in the bathroom though. Sent
Lmao right on guys funny stuff for sure some of you have balls of steel! Could not do it in class but one day my teacher was wearing a really short and tight mini skirt had to get a pass to the bathroom then lol. An damn to the dude in traffic how did you do that an drive? Was it stop an go rush hour or just normal traffic? Also to the dude who said your mum in this thread cool story bro least I can get inside your moms pussy and don't have to use my imagination like you Sent from my DROID RAZR using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I jerked off in the middle of a cow pasture (behind a small bush) to a 1999 playboy magazine I found in an abandoned trailer. No cows were present.
Local library. Sitting on the computer. Tenderly rubbing through my pants. I had to ride a bike home. HAHAHA. Newbie_of_the_Kush
Hmmm... probably 6th grade restroom urinal. It was the bowl kind too where you could see other dudes schwangers
I have masterbated everywhere man, for i no know fear. I recall when i was a youngster i went to the library, it was a rather large library filled with asian people just going hard studying. i was high as fuck I strolled up in that bitch looking for a book on the west indian mantee, personal research, now it didn't hit me at the time, but I always enjoyed the library while high it's so peaceful, so i'm looking in the aisle and it hit me then and there a random erection no sweat tuck it up and continue browsing for my book. So I'm cruising the aisle for my book and then bam found that shit I was like YES!!! then some asian lady SHHHH me, I was like “sry†and muttered bitch. So it sounded like sry ….. bitch, no problem so i was chilling and then for some reason my erection wasn't going away and then some asian lady started to look at my junk. I was like wtf! So I couldn't concentrate on my book so I had to deal with this problem, So I left my book and grabbed a sport illustrated women edition mag and strolled to the darkest side of the library, So I was in one of the isles and then i started to sweat a little in my palm, interesting note sweat is an excellent source of lube, So I whipped it out and blip bop blip, now as i'm ferociously beating the shit out of my dick i too hear another blip blip sounded, but it's not in sequence with my hand hitting my sac. So i was close and blew my load all over the napkin i carried, always respect books, so as i prepared to gather my things and leave the forbidden zone of the library. In the next aisle over I see an old dude beating his meat too, I was shocked the old dude back was facing me and he stopped and turn around to face me exposing his balls and erected penis stare me in my fragile little face and said well, wanna help me finish? I said no then he told me to carry on. I was shocked he was doing the same thing I was doing, but i found it odd because he was beating off to a dictionary I just didn't understand. So i went back and completed reading my book.
must have been some sexy sounding words in that dictionary lmao Sent from my DROID RAZR using Grasscity Forum mobile app
lol god I can only imagine having to ride a bike after busting a nut in my pants would suck so bad Sent from my DROID RAZR using Grasscity Forum mobile app
1 during math class and I had a big as shit sweatshirt on and jacked off in the jacket ( I was bad in math so I had an isolated desk so everyone in the class faced me and I faced the class so I looked at everyone while I jacked off) 2 this was on the trip to myrtle beach and I said I was tired so I put a blanket over my head and jacked off in the car sitting next to my brother
You just reminded me of a Santa that use to post. Hardcore dude and self proclaimed real Santa. He was all about a Santa pornography campaign and giving kids porn, or something. http://forum.grasscity.com/pandoras-box/937520-what-pornstars-really-like-people-does-anyone-know.html
I once had a wank in the kitchen and came in the bin. Everyone was in bed by the way, no one was present.
I remember that weird fuckin dude. He was obsessed with Eve Lawrence and Santa porn, and kept making threads about how he was trying to get ahold of her so he could get her to do Santa porn, even though she has been retired from porn for like 10 fucking years and has said she didn't like it when she was doing it. Don't think I have seen that dude around in awhile. I guess he realized no one here gave a single fuck about getting Eve back into porn to do some weird ass fetish video, so he went elsewhere. Now that I think about it....I wonder if he was that same dude that a few months ago joined and just kept making threads about how prostitution is actually legal, and rambled on and on about Aleister Crowley and how he could not be prosecuted because he didn't agree with the laws, but just registered with a new name. Their posting patterns were the same and they both spoke with the same broken English.