We've all made excuses to avoid getting in trouble...some better than others. But either wy, lat's hear the excuses you've made to get out of deep shit.
First thing that came to mind was i was at a concert with my girl and she was in the bathroom while i waited outside. There was a staff member carrying two boxes on his shoulders. Im pretty tall so i reached up and put my hand in the top open box and grabbed a beer. I made the mistake of staying there and someone caught me with a bottle that wasnt sold to people. They were going to kick us out but i just said i got "scammed" into buying a $2 beer from a random. My excuse was i wasnt going to pass up that deal lol. We enjoyed the rest of the night.
"Allergies and I took an anti-histamine tablet. I just want to go home and get to bed!" Waiting for the last bus home, going home from a Warlock Shop party in Pacific Beach, to a cop back in the late 1960s! It worked! Granny
When I was younger i was pretty good at concealing scent, but sometimes id slip up and let some smell go through. So sometimes my dad would come in the room and smell a "skunky" smell. I always told him it was my dog that came across a skunk. That excuse worked for like 3 years. Then when I turned 19 and he found out I smoked he said "so that's what that smell was all that time? I used to smoke a lot when I was a kid and I never smelled no stuff like that." Then I rolled a joint and convinced him to smoke it with me. Blew his mind!
I have a gun pointed at you this very moment and i will blow your fucking brains out if you don't let me get away with this. Hahahahahaha i'm just kidding i would never do that lololololol
"I've never seen that bag in my life." "It is in your house." "I have never seen that bag in my life."
Smoked in my room once, mom came in about a half hour later wondering what the smell was. I told her my cat was sick and shitting everywhere, she went to talk to my dad about busting me so in the meantime I hid a bunch of cat turds from the litterbox underneath my dresser. Showed them to her and she believed me and made me clean it up. Don't smoke it your room. So damn sketch Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Once when i was younger, my mom found a water pipe i made. She literally asked "what have you been smoking?" And i replied "what are you on mom?? I got bored one day and made modern art. And plus, youre holding it sideways" she bought it haha
My mom smelled my breath and I just blazed five minutes prior. I blamed it on pickle juice. Its really difficult telling your mom that you're not high while you're blitzed out your skull. Sent from my VS920 4G using Grasscity Forum mobile app
One time like 3 years ago when i was new to smoking i was rolling some small joints, sort of like pinners, and my dad came in. I caught him in the corner of my eye and hid the 2 or 3 joints under a piece of paper and he goes "what are you hiding" and then randomly there was a plastic water gun full of water inches away from the paper, so i played it cool and said i was just gonna aim this at you. He bought it. That's the closest I've ever come to getting caught in 3 years lol
dad: *picks up empty g bag*...whats this me:...uh..thats not mine he let me slide on that one cause my mom stepped in and asked what was up and he just bs'd her saying we're havin some man talk
"Whats that skunky smell?" Oh nothing i just had some bad gas. Lol Sent from my SPH-L710 using Grasscity Forum mobile app