Are You On The List?

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Cawdswallup, Apr 17, 2014.

  1. #1 Cawdswallup, Apr 17, 2014
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    Probably.





















































    Do you every worry that the NSA has put you on a possible threat list because maybe you've searched "bomb" or decided to ask Google for it's opinion on how one would hijack a plane?

    There's some fucked up shit on youtube.

    It's a trap.
     
  2. They probably just make fun of my browsing history.
     
  3. I think people overreact about this list and those flag words...
     
  4. I looked up how to make a silencer, definitely not worried about it.
     
  5. It probable, I usually talk about some pretty riskay topics (by NSA standards) with groups of people over the net and on me telefono. And I'm sure I've got more than a few tantalizing gigabytes of information that they would love to deem as terrorizing in nature.

    I mean if they are going to raid and detain a bunch of supposed anarchists for having certain literature then they must be just sitting in wait compiling all the info I generate to really fuck me as hard as they can.

    But jokes on them! I ain't got noes weepons! And I'm as white as they come.
     
  6. They'd just plant incriminating evidence in your house. Haven't you ever seen Eagle Eye?
     
  7. Soo true codswallop. Scary true. 
     
    If they really wanted my influence out of the picture they'd do it in some nefarious ways. Read a couple articles not to long ago that had sources from a "handbook" of sorts that outlined ways that they could incarcerate or a just plain destroy a person's reputation. One of the more disturbing ways was to plant child pornography on a persons computer via trojan. What a perfect way to get rid of your politcal enemies, I mean no one will listen or even trust someone who has been convicted of having that shit on their computer. Hell, they wouldn't even need a conviction in court of those crimes, simply being accused as being a purveyor of such things would be enough to ruin them in the public's eyes.
     
  8. my boss is a truther with a bumper plastered with infowars and inside job stickers..shes still breathin
     
    i dont give a flying shit in a hat if the NSA knows my browsing history
     
  9. I may be on a terrorist watch list for my tendency to google things like "America needs another revolution" or "America had become a police state".


    And I may be on a DEA watch list, for how often Im on erowid reading exepriences.




    If I am, well not much I can do about it, so I might as well just keep on keeping on lol
     
  10. They probably look at my browsing history and think OMG this guy is fucking sick in the head.
     
  11. Lol now you're on the list for posting that op  :laughing:
     
  12. NSA here, you're all on our list 
     
  13. Oh no........they found out.... I have pot growing and like mature red head lesbian midget porn.
     
  14. #14 PigBenis696969, Apr 18, 2014
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    OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST WILL PROTECT US AND GRANT US PARADISE IN THE EVENT YOU ELIMANTE US.

    Sorry for the caps.

    Edit: AND HE WILL SMITE YOU WITH THE ETERNAL WRATH OF GOD FOR YOUR SINS AGAINST HUMANITY.

    Damn those caps man...

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  15. #15 AK Infinity, Apr 18, 2014
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    Oh as a brotha I'm on a lot of lists, department stores, convenience stores, walking down the street or pulling out my motherfucking wallet.  About the only place I'm not a target is in a lumber yard, folks would never believe I could shoplift logs of untreated wood. 
     
  16. Haha forreal, erowid, bluelight, opiophile.
     
  17. But you have right?
     
  18.  
    Shoplifted lumber?  Oh sure, those damn trees are too expensive for a brotha, so I gots to do what I gots to do.  Besides they'd never be able to spot em next to my great swinging dick....
     
    (White guys at the lumber yard observing AK.)
     
    White Guy #1: Hey Petey is that soul brother stealing that massive log of untreated wood?
     
    White Guy#2: Golly jeepers Roy, shucks no, that's just his great swinging cock.
     
    (They both laugh hysterically as AK helps himself to ill-gotten wood they mistake for his privates.)
     
    White Guy#1: Hee haw, yeah you right Petey, you so right!
     
    (AK thinks to himself about how lucky he is to be able to get great wood for free, there's a "black" market for it in the ghetto.)
     
    AK: Oh hells yes, my fellow negros will really be impressed with my wood now!  This stuff sells like hotcakes in the projects!
     
  19. I've been wanting to try this out.  My question is how can we put a person INTO the system?  A false identity.  
     
  20. They're on mine
     

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