Pre-Employment Drug Test As Heavy Toker

if you aren't going for any government jobs then you aren't going to be confronted with a "meat watcher" so run down to your local headshop and get a bottle of quick fix, then go to walmart and get a pair of boxer briefs and a pair of tighty whiteys.  you'll be set bro.

 

No flushing pills work. Trust me my husband failed 2 tests for the same job with 2 diff kinds cleansing/flushing pills. Ever since we've used quick fix plus and hes gotten 3 jobs now with it

 

Seriously use quick fix nothing else is gonna work besides actual clean pee. The drinks just don't work for us heavy heads especially on that short of a window. Good luck


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Lol, these threads are silly. "Ohhh, how do I pass a drug test when I've been smoking??!!" You quit smoking. Simple.
"Ohhh I don't have enough time, my test is in three days." Postpone it or consider looking for a new job. Use this as a lesson. Quit now and stay clean for 30 DAYS, and you won't have to worry about this.
30 days isn't a long time. If you can't quit smoking weed for 30 days for a JOB, then you definitely shouldn't be smoking weed, period. 
(Medical marijuana patients aside)

 

Do you know how fast that uric acid takes to dissolve in the fake urine? U kinda have to mix it when I'm in the restroom since it's a dot drug test and it's random so they just snatch us up


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At my job they do random drug test all the time.I keep a bottle of magnum synthetic urine in my front pocket at all times! With two hand warmer pads.I have had to use it at least 5 times now and it has worked every time.it's about 35 dollars but if you just fill to the line in the cup you can get to piss test out of one bottle.

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Sorry ( you can get two piss test out of one bottle)

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dude...if you are heavy smoker and have only a couple days, synthetic is the only way to go IMO.  Nothing will flush or dilute your system that quick unless you have absolutely no body fat.
 
I've passed several tests and usually did so by stopping smoking, flushing/diluting for several days, and then taking a couple home tests first thing in the morning (dirty time).  If you pass on your first piss of the day. you good.  Also, exercise is good up until a day or 2 before the test.  Because I'm a terrible liar, I've always been nervous about sneaking in the synthetic.  But, with no "meat watcher" it would be easy enough.

 

Help, help, I need to pass a pre employment test next week. I'm a female and want to use husbands pee. He's clean. Will this be ok?

 

You should be good. Just make sure you keep it at the right temperature.

 

I bought a bottle with a temp strip on it. I think I'm good there. I actually have some quick fix, but figure it's better to use real since I have access to clean male pee.

 

Yeah, it would be. I would bring the quick fix along just in case though, if you can.

 

Well my test is at 11 tomorrow. I have practiced and practiced. It appears that by keeping the bottle in the crotch area it will maintain an average temp of 96-97 without warmers, taking the temp after the transfer. I have tested this with a period of 1 hours to 2 hours incase I have to wait longer than my appointment time. I'm insanely nervous. i just want this to be over. I bought myself 3 weeks to clean up thinking it would work, but no dice. Even detoxed,and diluted. Still get a positive. I feel pretty comfortable with my subbing method. Wish me luck.

 

Sounds like you should be good! Good luck!

 

Even if you fail you might get called back to test again due to possible errors. My brother had that happen where he failed the test and as he got the call telling him he failed and to come back, he was simultaneously smoking a blunt lol.