Will Bleaching Hair A Couple Times Help Pass Hair Follicle Test

Never had one, but I am under the impression that even if you shave your head, they will pluck a hair from somewhere else on your body that is long enough.

 

they dont even take from your head most of the time

 

Just take a Nair bath the day before your test. It won't be suspicious at all.

 

No, there should be some kind of detoxifying shampoo or conditioner out there. Even still, there are chances

 

From everything Ive read and been told, nothing short of a miracle will get you to pass a hair test if youre dirty. The metabolites of the drugs are in the very core of the hair, so anything you do thats strong enough to reach in and destroy the metabolites will probably end up dissolving your hair.

 

How long do you have? If you've got a fair bit of time. Just stop toking, give it a while, shave everything, and let it grow back. Resume toking after you pass the test, assuming testing won't be an on going thing.
 
I'd assume it might work to a degree if you can ensure that they'll take hair from your head, and that you can bleach all the way down to the roots, right before the test (otherwise new growth will screw you). But then again, it might not work either. Bleach is really good at stripping color and protein, but kinda iffy on stripping anything else.

 

Even if you bleach your head, if they see that your hair color has been tampered with they will go to body hair for the sample. Chest, armpit, leg, arm....I wonder what point they go to pubes though?

It would be funny as hell to totally bleach and shave every hair off your body except for your balls. I mean walk in there looking like Powder going through chemo and shit, and when they go to collect hair and shes just looking you up and doing going "Ummmm?" you just pull in close, drop your pants and whisper softly "Please be gentle, its my first time"

 

they took it from my sisters arm hair last time and it goes back 90 days