Alright so one day i smoked bud with some 45 year old bro and THIS HOT ASS MILF who lived down a block or two away from me that tokes regularly! So it was Saturday and i had to go volunteer at the library for volunteer hours at school and my friend who also volunteered called me saying we should smoke a bowl or two before we go the library... So my friend and me walked to the forest trail behind my place and used an apple pipe since i broke my bowl a day before this happened but as we were toking up some nice Sour Diesel we heard footsteps which means a person is about to call the cops once they see us... my friend panicked and just gave me the apple but i was too stoned to throw it away in time... The dude yelled saying YALL BUSTED (i was 15 at that time during my freshman year! ) I thought he was going to call the cops or tell my parents or something BUT instead he comes up and says let me take a hit bro (45 YEAR OLD MAN BTW) i asked him if he was being serious... he then said i have some blunt wraps at my friends place which was like 50 feet away from our toke spot IDK why but our stoned dumb asses followed this guy to his friends place... As we entered his friends place it turned out to be some DRUNK HOT MILF's place she then saw us and started complimenting on how handsome we both are and as the 45 year old man started rolling with the weed i had she was showing us pictures of her from the 70's when she was in High school and she had HUGE ASS TITTIES! :lol: but yeah me and my friend were stoked that we met some stoner adults and we all smoked one big ass blunt the dude even bought some of my sour diesel i had left as we left the milf gave me and my friend a hug being 15 i had a big smile on my face when she hugged me cause DOUBLE D's touching my chest and stuff haha it felt nice tho! even the dude knew what was up and started laughing when i got a hug. As we left she gave me her card with her # saying to come down to smoke with my girl friends and stuff if i ever needed a place! my friend and me were so shocked on what happened and we went to the library HIGH AF we didnt even shelve the books in the right place i threw them in the wrong order and left after an hour I will never forget that day seems like something that would come out from a movie
You have her number, she offered you guys to come and stop by sometime for a place to toke. Get over there!
Now tell us about every other time u went there... Sounds like Harold and Kumar where the guy invites them inside to fuck his wife haaha
wow brah thats like tubular way super cool gnarly i bet she was a 10 XD rene descartes.ref activate teh D LeL : ^ )
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Haha this thread title especially gained my attention. You should have fucked her big titties. Omega369