mosquito conspiracy

Discussion in 'Pandora's Box' started by Fue_2, Apr 9, 2014.

  1. Yeah theyve been around for thousands of years orrrrr could they be park of some creepy alien 1-story line goverment experiment where they created these little shits to exchange diseases, number of reasons why,, guess it boils down to money for number 1. Insect repelant, government funding for reaserch into the maleryia etc...

    What are their purpous.. fucking most useless anoying fucking creature in the entire existance.....
     
  2. They've already started releasing genetically modified mosquitoes in the air that cannot have malaria 
     
  3. #3 Danerrr, Apr 9, 2014
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    They're the second largest pollinating insect other than bees.

    I hate them just as much as the next person but unfortunately if they didn't exist neither would we.

    -edit- and of course provide food for some plants and other insects/animals

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  4. ^We wouldn't exist without mosquitoes? Explain?


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  5. Like he said they are the 2nd most pollinating insect (behind bees). If they were not around to pollinate the plants that the entire ecosystem relies on, we along with many other species would be extinct.
     
  6. Ticks,Flies,Mosquitos (they can all die)
     
    I like wasp's they scare the shit out of me and put up a good fight :devious:
     
  7. i guess all the good conspiracy theories are already taken
     
  8. I farted once and a mosquito came out.
     
  9. You must never have had a run in with a carpenter bee.

    I hate those motherfuckers. The bob to the left when I try and go left and bob to the right when I try to go right.

    I've literally been trapped in a customers backyard for like 10 minutes because of them.

    Wasps just make me scream like a girl and run away frantically flailing my hands of my head.


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  10. Yeah carpenter bees are sick fucking creatures. I hate them with a passion.
     
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    I took a swig from a pop can once and out came a wasp.  It felt like there was an army inside my mouth - felt like 100 bites/stings.
     
    Fuck did it hurt.  Luckily, I had a bottle of liquid anti histamine in my truck and that's because I was the first aider.
     
  12. i never saw any damn mosquitos til the 40s when they needed massive amounts of blood to give the soldiers. just sayin, its definitely a conspiracy. although probably to fuel our half vampire half reptilian illuminati overlords these days
     
  13. Definitely aliens . Definitely
     
  14. #14 chomolungma, Apr 9, 2014
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    its not just mosquitos, all insects are a conspiracy

    they are clearly not of an earthly lineage

    blood sucking reptilian overlords, i tell ya what

    i had west nile once, that shit is no joke... but its clearly a disease that was engineered by the alien occupants of inner earth
     
  15. The mosquitoes have already won OP, only thing left to do is lock yourself indoors and pray they go extinct before you..

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  16. Nah i dunno i find it weird why do all insects follow the queen, a woman,, the hive mind telepathically controls all their offspring,, a woman also controls england, and has many followers... why after all these years has that old wrinkly bitch not been over turned, and that gay royal family still is royal..... women also got us exiled from eden,, also was the first to communicate with the 'snake' .... not saying theres a coinicidence..... its creepy as fuck...
     
  17. Yes Mosquitos have beaten us all but strangely cannot overpower the mosquito net!
     
  18. Craaab people. Craaab people.


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  19. there isnt much to overturn. they are pretty much only figureheads with no power at all. they do receive a small amount of tax from each citizen (i want to say less than $1/year each but thats memory of dated info) but besides that they dont really do anything. mostly entertainment value.
     

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