Broke my wrist last night, can't go to the gym, eat or wank. My three favourite things, going to be a stressful couple months!
Jerk off with the other hand, it's like somebody else is doing it. I'm proud to be an ambidextrous masturbator.
Got one broken wrist and on my other arm my shoulder is pretty much skinned to the bone, got hit my a car riding my bike. FML I pretty much can't move my arms, I have a high pain tolerance, I can't even light my bong.
OP, get a fresh cherry pie and jim levenstein that shit up haha Sent from my GT-I9505 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Did you ever see that girl make a sandwich with just her feet cause she had no legs? Edit: I mean she had no arms! Lol
Oh yeah so it was an apple pie. id have thought a cherry pie would be better. Considering you dont pop someones apple... Sent from my GT-I9505 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
tosh.o is still airing everyday and they are still making new episodes Damn OP, you got hit by a car? Hope you got some compensation
I've been in bed with pneumonia all damn week, and you want to die over a broken wrist? At least you can still smoke with the other hand. Man up. Edit: Unless you broke both your wrists... but that's still nothing to die over...
I'd much rather have pneumonia than a broken wrist. Let the man vent people! Sure it could be a lot worse, but i've seen far more pathetic rants on the interwebz before.
I actually almost died as a child from the pneumonia, so I'd rather take the broken wrist. But I don't know how adults suffer from the pneumonia compared to kids
Hey no worries brah, necessity is the mother of invention: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1Y_62RhFW8Q