10 months without punching

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  1. // :bongin:   :bongin:  :bongin:  :smoking:  :smoking:  :smoking:  :smoke:  :smoke:  :smoke: //
    My story begins when when I was in year 10, I was 16 and had a girlfriend that i had been seeing for over a year. She always has been against 'drugs' but is one of those people who gets drunk every weekend. although I have stated to her many times that smoking is safer and healthier then drinking but she will not agree due to the ridiculously bad reputation weed has gained. Anyway so it was year 10 when i told her about me smoking and she seemed okay with it. I had been smoking for about 6 months and then one day she dropped a bomb shell on me. 
    She told me that she couldn't support my smoking habits any more, "its me or the 'drugs'" was her ultimatum. I told her that she was more important to me then the bud and i agreed to stop. 
    Then that weekend came along..... 
    I was at a mates place and he had just bought a new bong that afternoon and had a few peps around to celebrate so of course there was a fat as mix going around for everyone. Probably not the best environment for someone who has just agreed to stop smoking to be in right ?
    anyway so i gave in and got completely blazed, I told everyone there about what my girlfriend had told me and told them that this would be my last session for a while,
    any way I get to school Monday and after school me and my lady friend makes eye contact, and she had the most im going to rip you head off look in her eye i had ever seen. so after a few minutes she approaches me and she is furious. I have a feeling it was about the weekend but I wasn't certain, she quickly confirmed my fears. She tells me that one of my mates that was at the session had told her that I had been smoking with him on the weekend She went off her rocker at me, still to this day she hasn't been as angry as that day with me. I told her it was just a slip up and i am serious about quitting. anyway she forgave me eventually and i stuck to my word.
    I was completely sober from this point on. 
    10 months went by.
    So im with a mate and we had just got to my dad and he was planning on staying the night. But my dad was being an absolute prick that night so We jumped on a train and headed to one of our mates, it was about 11pm by the time we got to the station and we started walking towards an oval were we were meeting the group. When we arrived they were having a huge mix, I couldn't take it anymore I needed it smoke. After a short phone call to my lady friend i managed to convince her to be okay with me smoking, as I didn't want to go behind her back again. So once I knew I didn't have a worry in the world, I packed A huge volcano of a cone (still to this day one of the biggest I have ever had) everyone around me watched as I started to roast this bad boy, I pulled it and inhaled all of this magical smoke. It hit me straight away, As though I had been hit by a truck. All of a sudden that great feeling of of bakedness overwhelmed me, 10 months of not smoking had made one pipe hit me like it was my first time.I laid flat on my back and watched the clouds that happened to all look like Simpsons characters.It was my glorious return to the pipe. and I have been blazing ever since.

     
  2. #2 124112, Apr 2, 2014
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    gr8 story m8 i r8 it 8/8
     
    At the beginning, I thought this story was going to be about you not punching your girlfriend for 10 months or something.
     
  3. this story gave me AIDS
     
  4. Cool story bro
     
  5. Thought this was gonna be about domestic abuse too hahahaha

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  6. I will never date another girl who doesn't like weed as much as I do.


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  7. I still don't understand why the word "punching" is in the title.


    "She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well the other two were female. God only knows what they were up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marihuana cigarettes..... REEFERS"
     
  8. Cheers for the laugh m8.

    :laughing:
     
  9. So how long have you been "punching" again? :smoke:
     
  10. Punching a cone is Australian for snapping a full bowl in a bong.
     
  11. I love when somebody creates a thread and drops a boatload of English or Aussie slang. Yanks can't keep up. :laughing:
     
     
    The ages and timeframes you drop during your story don't lend themselves to the belief that you're of age to be here, OP. 
     
  12. I thought that too but his last sentence leads me to believe hes telling about the past "been blazing ever since"

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  13. Whipped. Never be in a relationship with a serious ultimatim with weed. Lol..
     
  14. "back in tenth grade.." "ten months later........."
     
    OT: You're a pussy for letting a bitch control you like that, especially in highschool
     
  15. Everyone watched as you hit it? /jealous











    Must've been a pretty weak party if someone smoking a bowl drew the attention of.... Well anyone really
     
  16. unneeded man.

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  17. dont let a woman control you bro, do what you love

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  18. I took a 9 month t break once.. Well technically it wasent a t break I just stopped smoking because I didn't have time. I had a similar feeling when I smoked again after those 9 months it hit me like a ton of bricks! Cool story dude! :)


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  19. Weed > girlfriends.
     

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