Write about first time getting caught smokin

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by radzack1, Mar 8, 2014.

  1. The first time I got caught I was 15 and I was getting really into this song and it was loud and my parents aren't a big fan of screamo so they went into my room and I was hittin the bong while listening to the song and my friend was there and he kept hitting me and I asked what he was doing and I realized my mother was in the door to tell me to turn it down and then she saw we were smoking and then just told us to go outside (didn't even get in trouble I got stoner mom)
     
  2. I was in eight grade I think bought the weed in school came in the morning high as hell got sent to the office and they searched me I got suspended for a while and had to go for a drug test. Years later Schools still allowed to randomly drug test me at any time they choose :|
     
  3. Parents leave one morning to go work,, I'm supposed to get ready for school,, on the one of the last days before half yearly holidays,, decide to skip the first couple hours cause I really wanted to smoke haha witnessed their car leaving, had everything already prepared,, go outside start smoking, halfway through first cone, was that involved in the smoke I completely didn't hear the car rock up the driveway.... Pulled it and all with my parents getting out seeing me blow the smoke out, started abuuuuusing me..... Most depressive watching them go through my whole room trying to find more,,ended up finding the rest of the quater some eckys and a couple bottles of xanx... Was beaten senseless and kicked out of home for a couple days. Tho I'm not complaining, was rarely hit as a kid only when I really pushed it,, so I knew I fucked up... And it was before the holidays,, so that was probly the worst day of my life haha
     
  4. i never got caught smoking. ive been caught high and my parents found my weed but never caught me in the act. hahaha


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  5. My mom has been pretty chill with me smoking, relatively anyway. My dad found out somehow down the line and scolded me to no end; I basically said you can't stop me from doing what I want, I have a job, and I do well in school. He eventually just desired to never see or hear about it again.

    My mom still doesn't pay that much mind to it and I haven't talked to my dad about it since.

    Never got caught physically in the act of anything significant though.

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  6. I was 14 hanging out with the girl that lived downstairs from my dad which at the time we were throwing my older sister her 21st birthday party so I went downstairs hung out with her then a girl and three dudes came we left to go to the park all girls on pegs of the bikes we went there got the weed came back to her house went into the shed behind the house started smoking and her pulls in the driveway on the left was her moms she ran in the back door while the rest of us went into the right side driveway behind my dads car and disappeared for an hour then I went back home to see people from my sisters party outside my dad thought I was drunk I went upstairs crying dont tell my mom (she used to beat me) and my dae said I wont and gave me a hug and the next while I was rolling cigs for my sister my dad came out of his room and me to come in so I went sat down and he smoked a bowl with me for the first-time :)

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  7. This only happened only about a year ago and none other than mommy dearest caught me. To start off, my mom's mind has been corrupted by the BS the news and government have said about marijuana over the years, so she's heavily against it. My mom was at work and my dad and I had been smoking all day, so we were pretty blitzed. It was nearing the time she was about to get home and I was exhausted, so I thought I'd take a nap and sleep it off before I faced her...or so I thought. So I laid down and went to sleep. Well, when Mom got home about half an hour later, she came into my room to check on me because my dad gave us away by acting weird in front of her (but he denied the claim, of course). When she turned the light on, she saw my stash box laying right in the middle of the floor, wide open. I was so sleepy, I forgot to put the damn thing up. Let's just say...it didn't end too well for me, Dad, the stash box, or my pipe lol. I can't help but laugh at the situation, though, despite being down one pipe. It was total lawlz.
     
  8. I was on the porch smoking a joint and my mom steps out and sees me and asks if she can try cause she did it In high school XD


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  9. I didn't really get caught. I just told my mom straight up that i smoked weed. She appreciated the honesty, she hates when i hit bongs but doesn't mind when i puff a good ol j xD
     
  10. In high school, I would always smoke up in my room without any trouble. Then one day, the wind was blowing more than usual and sideways. The smoke ended up getting blown from my window into my parents window.
     
  11. It was last year. I had just started smoking right before my 27th bday. I didn't want to go downstairs on the back patio cause I was watching a ufc ppv on my computer so I lit up a j at my desk. My wife and I had our room right next to my mom's with an air vent connecting them (ooops).  I woke her with the smell and she wasn't very happy. She text me that she was disgusted and to put that shit out. I blamed it on my wife (who was sleeping lol). I heard them arguing the next morning with my mom saying "he told me u were the one that was smoking" and my wife had no clue what was going on. It was pretty funny..
     
  12. It was in the bathroom, very unfortunate for me cause my dad came in, stupid me didnt lock the door. So he comes at me, takes my bowl and proceeds to throw it in the toilet, then he drop kicked me into the bath tub. Then he says to me he says you forgot to wash your hair, pulls me out the tub and puts my head in the toilet. Im not stupid, well may.nevermind. so im almost ready to pass out and I thinks to mself THE BOWL! So I grab the bowl in my mouth, put dad in a headlock gouge out his left eye. Im sorry, right eye lrt the weed dry, goes to my best freinds house, and let him smoke the weed cuz I like to share. A week later I finds dads eye ball in the bathroom and to this day, its my favorite marble.

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  13. I tried the whole " dunno what your talking about" but i was high and couldn't stop smiling
    To that I just said nothing haha whilst my mom said it's for "losers".... Bitch don't know me ;) I joke I love my ma! But still was pretty funny

    Anyone else herd the term wacky backy? I HATE that word so much


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  14. I was about 17 and I came home stoned as fuck, I did'nt even realize how red & half lidded my eyes were. I forgot which key opened the locks on my front door, which prompted my mom to open the door for me. I was about to be home free since I'd ran off to my room looking down briskly answering 'huh what? yeah I had a good day, thanks'..but then I got hungry-, had'nt even been in my room long enough to take off my shoes when I suddenly found myself back out in the kitchen making a sandwhich. Then I noticed my mom staring at me, asking if I was ok, then she got all up close and went into serious batshit mode "I SWEAR - - - -, IF YOU'RE ON SOMETHING, I'M GO-" 
    'I'm not on ANYTHING, MOM! I'm fine' and the whole time I'm zoning the fuck OWT. She bought it and did'nt press the issue anymore, but from then on she knew..shes pretty much of the 'out of sight, out of mind' take on it now.
     
  15. Ohhh shiiiit, I've got one for the record books! So me and a few friends were sparking up in the movie theater parking lot before the premier of the Hangover Part II when a guy pulled up next to us who looked exactly like Zach Galifianakis in the Hangover II, the shaved head, beard and everything, he stared us down with a super pissed off face for a second while I was just sitting there holding the blunt, then he started to grin and slowly held up another blunt, started cracking up and drove away. The best part is Zach is from my home state and supposedly has a grow house somewhere here and we found out he was at the theater that night for the premier, so we actually got caught smoking by Zach Galifainakis!


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  16. So I was like 15 or somthing, there were 3 of us at a friend of a friends house. I had the bong in my hand about to lite up when the guys dad walked in.

    I froze like, if I don't move he can't see me.

    Then the guys dad said something like 'you better not smoke it all without me'...

    Needless to say I had a new friend after that, I never left that dudes house.




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  17. I've never really been caught. But my brother came over to visit and called me out on smoking when he smelled it on my jacket. Oh well.
     

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