Quick Fix 5.7-1 Escreen/ecup SUCCESS

Hello all,
 
I know as I prepared to take the drug test I am about to talk about I viewed many forums and anecdotal evidence to ease my own nerves. Now I'm here to post and ease the fears of anyone else that has an upcoming drug test for pre-employment and are thinking about subbing. 
 
I bought my bottle of Quick Fix in July of 2013. The batch was not on recall, but the formula I had did not contain uric acid either as the new formula as of September does (NE does not test for this anyway). 
 
Fast forward to December 2013. I get a call telling me I am being offered a position I was crossing my fingers, rubbing rabbit's feet, and all the other good luck superstitious stuff to get. I was so excited on the phone that I was shaking, and was promptly told they would need a drug test within 48 hours. I expected this, pre-employments are typical. 
 
I decide to get the test done the very next morning to get it out of the way. I microwaved the quick fix for 10 sec, it wasn't warm enough so put in for another 5 sec which put the temp into range. The heating pad was then attached to the bottle with a rubber band and I set it in my drawers (tighty whities recommended, I almost jury-rigged an old set of underwear with an old sock sewn inside to hold the bottle but felt it wasn't needed) nestled against my male parts. The temp outside was cold so I had to put the bottle near my car's heater right before going into the clinic to get the temp up a little more.
 
I walked into the clinic and it was empty. Handed the paperwork to the receptionist and waited less than 5 min before being called back. Emptied my pockets, went into the restroom and was told I had 4 min, not to flush, and not to wash my hands. 
 
Now, this was my first time ever subbing so I was understandably nervous. It is VERY important to note that you do not want to let nervousness show (my pants were loose fitting enough that when my legs were trembling the nurse couldn't see, I'll admit, I was no nerves-of-steel hero). I put the quick fix into the cup they gave me and the temp read 94 which is within acceptable range. I tried to pee in the toilet on my own but was too nervous. I decided I would just go with what was put into the cup. The nurse (or whatever title she held) took the specimen, let me flush, wash my hands, and attached the lid with all the testing strips on it. In less than 10 sec I was told "OK! You're all good to go. Good luck at your new job!" The cup was scanned with a bar code scanner and put into a strange looking device which I know now just sends the data on the specimen to the MRO. I left the clinic and headed home for Christmas.
 
The next day, I received an email from the firm that hired me and it was the authorization to begin the background check. I knew the company would not pay for a background check if the drug test had failed, so I took this as evidence that I passed.
 
One week later and I have a firm start date in the new year and the background check passing was a given. I am pleased with my purchase of Quick Fix and hope my story gives others the nerve they need to give the "drug-free workforce" policies everywhere the middle finger. 
 
Everyone have a Happy New Year in 2014!