Things you would NEVER hear a stoner say . . .

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by bongs4days, Dec 26, 2013.

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  1. #41 Sidetracked, Dec 31, 2013
    I want to hurt somebodySent from my SPH-L720 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  2. #42 500sd, Jan 2, 2014
    funny you mention that, one of my best friends rides about that many miles a few times a week and hes probably the biggest stoner i know lol
     
  3. #43 Adam182, Jan 2, 2014
    Haha hence the stereotype comment ;).
     
  4. #44 bubblekarma, Jan 3, 2014
    You would never hear a stoner say: "My stash is too full!"
     
  5. #45 audioblime, Jan 4, 2014
    Hey man if you load another bowl I'm going to flip.
     
  6. #46 Drakkor, Jan 4, 2014
    Dude stop passing me the blunt.
     
  7. #47 turbotoke, Jan 4, 2014
    Let's go ask that cop.

    No tacos for me please.
     
  8. #48 Delightfully High, Jan 4, 2014
    Weed kills
     
  9. #49 stickyglassOG, Jan 4, 2014
    i'm not smoking right now. I don't wanna smell like pot. 
     
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  10. #50 Annicus, Jan 4, 2014
    Damn, I hate finding weed
     
  11. #51 FuckCuomo, Jan 4, 2014
    "I'm getting bored of weed, I might try coke just this one time"
     
  12. #52 sunkissedrocker, Jan 4, 2014
    man I wish this weed wasn't so smelly
     
  13. #53 Annicus, Jan 4, 2014
    Dairy Queen sucks when I'm high
     
  14. #54 smokehound, Jan 4, 2014
    "I hate it when weed smells like mangoes, gross.."
     
  15. #55 XCITED, Jan 4, 2014
    We should stop smoking now, I don't want to OD.
     
  16. #56 HighAsBirdPussy, Jan 4, 2014
    Wat. You just got a dual honeycomb bong with a badass ac. Nah i dont smoke glass im not a tweaker

    ㅠ ㅑㅅ cㅗ ㄴㅁ ㅛ ㅈㅁ ㅅ
     
  17. #57 bongtokes6200, Jan 4, 2014
    damn i got too much weed, here man take half, i just don't want to get too high.
     
  18. #58 cannabisdayzzzd, Jan 4, 2014
    I love T breaks. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  19. #59 Chrismittty, Jan 4, 2014
    Hey man, lets go toss this nice glass around the driveway!
     
  20. #60 LuxTenebris, Jan 4, 2014
    This taco bell tastes like dog ass
     
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