Things you would NEVER hear a stoner say . . .

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  1. #281 steveTHEstoner, Aug 1, 2014
    diff term yupp lol

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  2. #282 suburbannoizekilla, Aug 1, 2014
    "What kind of weed is this" or "Is this "x" amount of grams?" A real stoner anyway.


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  3. #283 bongs4days, Aug 2, 2014
    There's this guy I know who always asks me what strain it is whenever I offer him some, cause he thinks he can only smoke this one specific strain called "______ Kush" without getting anxiety. But he never listens, no matter how many times I've tried explaining to him that you don't really know what strain you have, unless you're getting from a dispensary, or you know the grower, personally. Dealers make up BS names for their weed all the time, to make it sound like it's worth more.
     
  4. #284 PeacefulToker14, Aug 2, 2014
    "How do you know if it's dank?"
    I'm really positive every stoner(hopefully) knows how to tell the difference.
     
  5. #285 suburbannoizekilla, Aug 4, 2014
    Yea those kind of people do get annoying. It is cool to know what strain your smoking though, not that it makes a difference just for shits and giggles haha. And yea, theres not just ONE strain thatll work for somebody.


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  6. #286 keyser_soze, Aug 7, 2014
    There's not enough seeds in it
     
  7. #287 ZigZagD9, Aug 20, 2014
    Can I inject it
     
  8. #288 Diplomatictx, Aug 21, 2014
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    "Let's have sex with a llama."
     
  9. #289 queenofmewps, Aug 23, 2014
    "Oh god. I'm so full."

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  10. #290 Kushigh, Aug 30, 2014
    "I'm full"
     
  11. #291 BUGSY SO HIGH, Aug 30, 2014
    "I don't even smoke weed"


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  12. #292 Smokey Tha Bear, Aug 30, 2014
    "i forgot to bring a towel"
    :eek:
     
  13. #293 guod, Aug 30, 2014
    That's it, im turning myself in. Im on POT! GIVE ME DEATH BY LETHAL INJECTION!

    dilligaf
     
  14. #294 dogswithjeeps, Aug 30, 2014
    That cat is on acid

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  15. #295 Nate42Tbell0, Aug 31, 2014
    "Make sure you leave those stems in the joint."


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  16. #296 cannabisdayzzzd, Sep 6, 2014
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    Naw man I always double wrap my j's
     
  17. #297 Jackmarrow666, Sep 6, 2014
    This taste like shit.. I'm not smoking this

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  18. #298 Spark_Lord, Sep 10, 2014
    "Weed shouldn't be legal." No person who has ever smoked, or even moderately researched weed has ever said this.


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  19. #299 ShmokedOutLou, Sep 14, 2014
    Niggerlip?

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  20. #300 omgdetourswag, Sep 14, 2014
    Damn this popeyes chicken taste like shit 
     
    Yo I love it when I get scooby snacks 
     
    Bro lets not watch Martin
     
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