Things you would NEVER hear a stoner say . . .

hey sarge, you should go get an ekg. At least you have a heart. Lol...

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I don't feel like smoking today, let's get shitfaced instead. Alcohol is more fun and safer anyways.

Meh, weed is getting boring. I'd like to start shooting up heroin.

We should try injecting marijuana.

I'd trust a drunk driver over a high driver any day.

My favorite toking tool is a tin can.

Shwagg is the best!






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No thanks, I'm not hungry! And I'm not thirsty! Keep your steamed clams away from me!!

guod

 

I'm calling the cops on you


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How many marijuanas are in that joint, 12?

 

This hot apple pie tastes like dog shit!! And who the fuck invented 3 musketeers? Garbage!


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lmao.. Good stuff...


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"After I smoke this joint I'm gonna climb on top of this building. Then I'll jump on someone stab them in the head a few times then quit weed."

 

haha reminds me of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgrGLv1nMh8

 

^{Yo toss me the bong.}

 

"I'll quit... "
 
is what some say, but end up in failure

 

"I don't feel like smoking today..."
 

 

"Wanna hit this bong?"

"Nah man I don't wanna lose my brain cells"




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Lets get high later dude.

 

Who baked these fresh chocolate chip cookies this morning! I don't eat cookies this early!


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After we finish these bong rips....let's rebuild this engine.


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I say that lmfao all the time


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I'm so fucking sick of this blunt right now

 

"....Doritos? Really?"

 

No I don't want to go to get two pizzas and sour patch kids