Things you would NEVER hear a stoner say . . .

Discussion in 'Grasscity Forum Humor' started by bongs4days, Dec 26, 2013.

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  1. #1 bongs4days, Dec 26, 2013
    I'll start: "This joint is too fat"
     
  2. #2 MacTonite, Dec 26, 2013
    Oh hey dude, you gave me a gram & a half over, here take some back.
     
  3. #3 lazytoker, Dec 26, 2013
    I smoked too much
     
  4. #4 TejasBoi, Dec 26, 2013
    I don't feel like smoking today
     
  5. #5 cutencarefree, Dec 26, 2013
    Weeds too funky. That's too much wax.
     
  6. #6 SmOkiepokie, Dec 26, 2013
    "You got spit on the blunt" we all know there's a different term for that.
     
  7. #7 lisamc, Dec 26, 2013
    Eat this, what? No way!
     
  8. #8 blaise.chris, Dec 26, 2013
    I wanna be sober right now.
     
  9. #9 skateee, Dec 26, 2013
  10. #10 blaise.chris, Dec 26, 2013
    This pizza tastes like shit.
     
  11. #11 cannabisdayzzzd, Dec 26, 2013
    This shit is laced, it's covered in crystals Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  12. #12 holyholyholy, Dec 26, 2013
    "Do you want fries with that?"

    "Nah."
     
  13. #13 mr.greenleaf, Dec 26, 2013
    Its ok you dropped the bud
     
  14. #14 Adam182, Dec 26, 2013
    "I think I'm going to ride a bike 20+ miles today" - Stereotypes :).
     
  15. #15 Mr.Dibbles, Dec 26, 2013
  16. #16 bongs4days, Dec 26, 2013
    "Some guy tried to sell me purple weed! Everyone knows that weed is green!"
     
  17. #17 cannabisdayzzzd, Dec 27, 2013
    "Relax..It's just a cop."Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  18. #18 XCITED, Dec 27, 2013
    This would be way better sober.
     
  19. #19 â’¸anadianBuds, Dec 27, 2013
    "This bud is way too good."
     
  20. #20 AlphaOmega420, Dec 27, 2013
    Torch that shit
     
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