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C'mon! Somebody tell me how their reign as president went. I'd like to discuss how satire might help in educating people.
First of all, I totally told the media to ignore that shit. Talk about Whitney my little minions! Now that I had my cattle tamed, off I go to some real truth.... WHO ARE YOU ILLUMINATI!? Mother fuckers said I wasn't worthy of knowing and to get back to my job of being a bitch. But I had to know.... I wish I didn't have to know... because... I got sodomized. So I went back in time before the whole illuminati fiasco because as president, i get time traveling privileges. I instead started a war with Iran by using a false flag attack. Alex jones caught on, that nosy bastard. I had him killed and a revolution started. Ugh. Its either Bora Bora or martial law.... decisions decisions...
I joined the 4th dimension of the astral plane... And presided over a new age awakening of eternal peace. Man I'm a good president. Oh and @[member="StalinApproves"] I got raped by Henry kissinger along the way. Who did you get raped by?
And Damn PEOPLE! Was I the only one who brought about Heaven on Earth?! I mean Jesus Christ a Hindu god descended towards the Earth at the end of my presidency!