"You say the most beautiful things, but only in the moments when we can't remember them. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
"Nah bro we will just tell them were here to pick up Jaun, there's tons of Mexicans I'm sure there's someone named Jaun." "No they will probably be like which Jaun?" Lmao this happened today. Sent from my iPad using Grasscity Forum
Friend- wow the crickets are really fucking loud tonight Me- *bursts out laughing* did you just say you're on a mild right now? And so it began, my favorite word. Also was an incident with an old bitch in a hat
Saw a bird an told my friend.man I wishi could fly (he said why?) My answer.......because I would go rob a bank an fly away an be like fuck you cops I can fly!!!
I was cooking Mac N cheese and I asked my friend "hey, you want some of this fucking bullshit?' He says " That sound appetizing"
My friend said something along the lines of: Acid trips make you see the world how it really is but when you're sober everything you're encountering is basically a false reality until you're tripping on acid (or whatever the terminology for that is) the. You can experience "the real world". but yeah, I couldn't help but laugh hysterically in his face
Sister: Twinkies is the funniest sounding word. Me: FUCK NAH. That would be spatula. *commence laughing for two hours* Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
My friend was putting eye drops in my eyes and I was kneeling. My other friend walks in on it and yells"ARE YOU SUCKING HIS DICK?!" Sent from my SGH-T599N using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Me and a couple of homies were smoking on this old hiking trail and it had like rows of places where everything had been flattened out and I said, "I feel like elephants might have like helped this happen," and my friend said, "Dude, this IS elephants!" Still one of the dumbest/funniest things I've ever heard haha!
My friend said, (all super excited) "I CAN TOUCH MY FEET" "Like I can never touch my feet when I stretch, but when I'm stoned I can touch my feet" Man will never be free while nature is illegal.
"What if, like, there was a shoe... On every spot you stepped on in the world? Like we wouldn't have to wear shoes anymore because our feet would fit so snugly into another shoe.." "My head is like, a hot air balloon, so why am I not floating?" "So, if Kirby is completely round... How does he/she pee?"
better watch out bro there is a big red hole ahead bro you might fall in and never come out it was just a (spot sign ahead sign)
Me: how much money have you got? Mate: yeah I'll be there in a sec? Mate: patience is virtue, Rome wasn't built in a day Other mate: what they put one stone down and was like thats it lads let's go home First mate: ok, what homes we going to? Me: dunno, we ain't built em yet Mate: the other day I was in my grandads car and I saw this bloke on a 125 with his helmet up smoking a fag. So I turned round to grandad and I said to him "don't see that everyday" Idk why the last one made me laugh so hard Sent from the inner thinkings of a stoner
When one of my friends was really stoned after drinking some cannabis/alcohol mixture that we made, he said one of the most stupid things I've ever heard him say :lol: Friend: "What if the world is actually flat, but we just haven't discovered it yet?" Me: "Well surely someone would just fall of the edge." Friend: "Yea but I just wonder, what if?"