The Last Day of High School...

Discussion in 'Real Life Stories' started by Jingo Dookstain, Dec 11, 2013.

  1. ... Could have almost been the worst day of my life. Could have.
     
    I went to smoke with my friends, we had two joints rolled up and it was lunch block. "Why not" we thought. The plan that went down in my head is that we take that seven/eight minute walk down to the forest where everyone else toked, sit down on the log, smoke some, talk about which teacher we'd bang -- stupid shit like that, then take another two minute walk to Subways for some food. That's what we always did, anyways.
     
    Instead, my stupid friends decided it would be okay to smoke behind this shed around the trailers (the school had some extra classes in trailers) smack dab in the middle of the teacher parking lot. I was against it at first, but then I said fuck it. Last day of school, who cares. We smoke both joints, and we're pretty high.
     
    We start to get paranoid, so we get our friend Jack to check around the corners for any teachers. He peaks out of the right side. All clear. He walks over and peaks out the left. A man (we find out later who that man was) calls out "hey!" At that moment, my heart fucking sank. I was holding the joint and I was very high. I remember spending at least six seconds pondering on if I should drop the weed, or save it for later... usually sober people make that decision in two or three seconds, hell, even one second. I ended up putting it out with my finger, shoving it down my underwear (gross, I know) after my friends whisper-yelled at me to hurry up.
     
    We booked it to the big modular trailer in the center of the lot. We managed to evade the fat police officer, but as soon as we entered the bathroom, there was an administrator sweeping the bathroom floor. There were three of us and I don't know how I can stress this any further, but we were high as hell and didn't know what we were doing. Normal people would have left the bathroom, but each of us got in a stall and I think we were all waiting for him to leave (to use the mirror to check our eyes?). A question I constantly ask myself is "He was cleaning the fucking bathroom, how long did you expect to stay in there?"
     
    A couple twenty seconds pass and the administrator straight up says "My God, it smells like marijuana in here... As soon as you walked in, it started smelling like marijuana!" Now, I'm the type of Asian who dresses moderately nice -- nice enough to not be looked at as a stoner. Unfortunately, that didn't help me when I walked in with two other black kids who had eyes as red as a Doritos bag. Anyways, my friends slowly came out of their stalls. The administrator told us to hold on, reached for his walkie-talkie and called the fat police officer. The officer had replied with "Thanks. I was looking for them."
     
    I didn't even care, I ran and left my friends there. I still feel kind of bad about it to this day -- I haven't talked to them since. I don't know what happened to them, but I wasn't about to risk my graduation for something as stupid as getting caught for smoking pot. I remember thinking as I was running, with my high self, "I'm Asian, they'll never be able to recognize me again anyways..."  :ph34r: . It would have been my first time getting caught.
     
    Moral of the story, if you're gonna get high on school grounds, don't be lazy about it. Go somewhere safe and comfortable, and pick the right group of friends to do it with.
     
     

     
  2. Damn. Honestly that was pretty stupid to smoke in a place like that. But your friends never bothered to cone look for you?
     
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    I didn't see them at graduation. I think they got busted or something, I should have been the one to look for them or at least go down with them. I fucked up on that account.
     
  4. That my friend, is beastly af. And they had the option to take off too, don't feel too bad. Your apparently the only one ballsy enough to do it. If one of my buddies did that I would laugh my ass off. Sent from my ST26a using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  5. Here in cali we blaze in the bathroom with the security guard . No biggies ;smoking:
     
  6. Damn bro...My last day of high school consisted of getting off probation, getting bitches numbers that out of nowhere said they liked me, and smoking my black ass off. Basically an usual, chill ass day though.
     
  7. my last day of hs...got to make out with alotta bitches, bruh. 
    goes without sayin that we smoked like crazy as well.
     
  8. That last day for me was like getting released from prison.I no longer have to see all these little prudes and creeps and ASK if I can take a shit.Stoneylady doesnt ASK to use the bathroomFuck HSSent from my iBlown using Grasscity Forum mobile app
     
  9. I got my ass paddled just like the kids in dazed and confused. Except I volunteered for it and liked it. Plus they were like 15 in the movie and I was like 30.
     
  10. [quote name="I Toke Alone" post="19149372" timestamp="1386876263"]I got my ass paddled just like the kids in dazed and confused. Except I volunteered for it and liked it. Plus they were like 15 in the movie and I was like 30.[/quote]Lmfao I now understand why u "toke alone"...
     
  11. [quote name="Some Asian Toker" post="19141070" timestamp="1386736914"] A question I constantly ask myself is "He was cleaning the fucking bathroom, how long did you expect to stay in there?"[/quote]Lol hahaha that made my day =). My last day of high school (only 4 blocks/classes a day abcd) it was c block first which was cooking. After that class I met up with 3 other friends and we went to a common smoking spot in a gully, smoked a few grams then went to a local restaurant for some munchies. We made sure we were there at 11 30 am so we wouldn't be there at lunch time from 12 - 1245 so we wouldn't see any teachers but 10 minutes later the vice principle comes in an orders food And we're all sitting in the corner munching on pizza trying to to make eye contact or smile but she notices us then comes over and asks what class we are supposed to be in, everyone but me said spare (free block) I says English cause I'm honest and she says she is going to call the principle and talk to us after school. No one cared it was just like whatever. But the problem was is that they're was locker clean out and if u don't show you get fined $5, it's nothing but that's a good size joint if you know people so I showed up cleaned the locker and right before I got to the end of the hall I see the vp and principle talking but luckily I made it out. Got suspended back in March and didn't want any other shit to happen. Close call Sent from the SGS3 within the hippie circle!
     
  12. Shit I woulda ran too. Last day of school and you had all credits. I woulda ran and never came back not even for graduation.


    Stonerrr
     
  13. hell yeah and the fat cop too!
     
  14. #14 Deleted member 42976, Jul 24, 2014
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    i dont remember my last day of high school. i dont think i went on the technical last day. i skipped graduation too. knew they would mail me my diploma and i didn't want to walk with the asshats in my class.
     
  15. My last day of highschool I got suspended when there was only a couple days left because I stole some Ipods out the locker room

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  16. Get your own stuff maybe?
     
  17. I was 15 in 10th grade. So what. Shit happens.

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  18. eh, happens to the best of us.
     
    dif'rent strokes for dif'rent folks
     
  19. But how did the administrator nor the cop recognize you? Surely they must have seen you before.


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  20.  
    What do you mean?
     
    The cop was on the walkie talkie, and the school is far too big for any staff members to learn every student's face.
     

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