One time, my friend and I were smoking in the woods, and the kid next to me starts having a coughing fit, as I'm taking my hit. In the meantime, some people were walking by (on one of the hiking trails) so my other friend tells me to stop (stop hitting the bong) and I thought he was telling my the one who was coughing to stop, so I kept going. I don't knew if the people walking by noticed... I wasn't really paying attention. Another time, after smoking, my friend and I decided to go to Subway (gotta do something about the munchies!) When the worker asked me what kind of bread I wanted, I said; "uhh... weed" (instead of wheat) but the people at Subway were cool about it, and didn't say anything. (I'm pretty sure most of the people who work there smoke too) Another time, I walked to the park up the street for a modnight toke. Afterward, I went home to get something to eat out of the fridge. After I opened the door, I forgot what I was doing, and put my bowl in the fridge! As the door was closing, I realized what I did, and took it back out. Lastly, the time that me and two other friends were all smoking weed together. The guy on my left forgot which way we were passing it (he was supposed to pass to his left) so I told him to pass it to me... Then, after the guy on my right finished his hit, he forgot that we had reversed directions, so I had him give it back to me... (Kind of a dick move on my part, but they should've remembered which way it was going) Funny high-deas: • "Isn't it so cool how if you put a pot plant into a pot, your pot plant becomes a potted pot plant" • "What if the year isn't actually 365 days, but the govt. doesn't want us to know how long it is" • "Dude... If the ocean was a feeling... That's how my legs would be feeling right now!" • "What if between every moment, we live an entire life, but we just don't remember it?"
Just a few minutes ago I thought I was watching The Wedding Singer on tv, 30 minutes in and I still couldn't find Adam Sandler. That's how I watched The Wedding Planner. Sent from my LG-VM696 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Two weekends ago, me and 4 of my friends were downstairs smoking. After looking at the dank ass bud that one of my friends had brought, I warned them not to let me leave the room. After smoking about 5 bowls I didn't realize how high I was. Then my friend proceeded to tell me that the entire house smelled like weed. So, instead of opening some windows and airing out the house, I decided to spray blunt effects throughout the living room and downstairs. (Blunt Effects will stink up a room for days). We scrambled to wipe off the scented areas and mask the smell in any way we could. After about 2 hours of extremely high paranoia, we realized how high we all were and went back downstairs to smoke some more. The end
[quote name="Pancake Slap" post="19123298" timestamp="1386489955"]Just a few minutes ago I thought I was watching The Wedding Singer on tv, 30 minutes in and I still couldn't find Adam Sandler. That's how I watched The Wedding Planner. Sent from my LG-VM696 using Grasscity Forum mobile app[/quote]reminds me of when i went to see the hangover 2 in theaters and couldnt figure out why they were on spaceships. i had walked into star trek.
Let's bring this back to life!One of my favorite experiences was when I decided to smoke a bowl right before going into Netherworld (huge haunted house). I'm pretty sure every employee knew since they kept telling me how brave I was. HahaSent from my LG-VM696 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Haha that reminds me of the time I went into a haunted house high & drunk. I kept knocking stuff over by accident, and crashing into walls. Finally, one of the people who's hired to jump out at everyone had to *guide* me to the end And a high-dea I had the other day: "When you're high, every 10 minutes feels like an hour has gone by. And every hour, you REALIZE that 2 hours have gone by!"
More stoner stories! One time, while I was stoned, I got invited over a girl's house. She had a lot of relatives over, whom I had never met before, and I ended up making my "first impressions" on her entire family while I was high as a kite! Another time, I drove almost 3 miles to go meet up with my friend and blaze. Then, we decided to go back to my place, and I'm like; "Dude, I don't wanna drive home stoned" and he's like; "That's fine. We can just walk." By the time the high wore off, we realized we were both stuck at my house, with no cars, and he had a 3 mile walk back to his house! Oops!
one time wen I used to live at my parents I was high as fuck n decided to cook me sum eggs I cooked n den I go to my room. later that day my mom calls me and asks me where the carton of eggs are n I hav no clue well we start searching like crazy n for some reason I had left them inside the freezer and they were all frozen hahaSent from my SPH-L720 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
[quote name="bongs4days" post="19374398" timestamp="1390236240"]Haha that reminds me of the time I went into a haunted house high & drunk. I kept knocking stuff over by accident, and crashing into walls. Finally, one of the people who's hired to jump out at everyone had to *guide* me to the end [/quote]I ended up getting pinned to the wall by a giant mechanical hand. One finger hit me square in the chest and I was stuck. All I could manage to say was, "Dude! It was like the hand of God reached down and smited me!" My friends never let me live it down.Sent from my LG-VM696 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
My friend rolled a cannon of a joint. We had just sparked it up and passed it to our fat and annoying friend Garrett. He always seems to get waaaaay too high to function. Well he takes the joint, drops it straight into the dog's water bowl. Yep, this actually happened. This was what the joint looked like. Sent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum
[quote name="tannernhebert" post="19385591" timestamp="1390398319"]My friend rolled a cannon of a joint. We had just sparked it up and passed it to our fat and annoying friend Garrett. He always seems to get waaaaay too high to function. Well he takes the joint, drops it straight into the dog's water bowl. Yep, this actually happened. This was what the joint looked like. ImageUploadedByGrasscity Forum1390398310.484489.jpgSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum[/quote]That's just sad. Such a waste. Sent from my LG-VM696 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
Right before Thanksgiving I decided to light up a joint I had with me during my break at work. I rolled back in absolutely blazed and started talking to this girly about how the best thing in the world is taking of your work pants when you get home. I ended up sticking my foot in my mouth and said, " So.. what do you do after you take of your pants?" It was only after I said it I realized how perverted it sounded. I guess it didn't turn out that badly since we're still dating now. Haha :smokin:Sent from my LG-VM696 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
[quote name="tannernhebert" post="19385591" timestamp="1390398319"]My friend rolled a cannon of a joint. We had just sparked it up and passed it to our fat and annoying friend Garrett. He always seems to get waaaaay too high to function. Well he takes the joint, drops it straight into the dog's water bowl. Yep, this actually happened. This was what the joint looked like. ImageUploadedByGrasscity Forum1390398310.484489.jpgSent from my iPhone using Grasscity Forum[/quote]I would of smacked my friend for dropping such a beautiful thing...Sent from my SPH-L720 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
[quote name="Bakedbern" post="19385788" timestamp="1390402892"]I would of smacked my friend for dropping such a beautiful thing...[/quote]I would have smacked myself if I did that! Sent from my LG-VM696 using Grasscity Forum mobile app
I was stoned, sitting on the couch talking to my wife one night..just the two of us. After a fairly long conversation, I decided to get up and go to the bathroom. As I rounded the hall, I could see under the door that the light was on..and as I opened it I thought to myself: "Man, I sure hope she isn't in here!"
Earlier today, my friend and I were toking in a park. After a few bowls, I asked him; "How high are you right now?" and he responds with; "Dude, we're still on the ground." haha!
One time some friends and I were smoking a few joints before this high school football game (I'm pretty sure it was the homecoming one). We we're on the other side of this nature trail which is literally separated from the football field by a line of trees. So we were situated about maybe 30 feet away from these two cops who were standing at the entrance to the field. Kind of stupid looking back on it but we weren't in much danger. As we walked to the trail I noticed this guy who I had never seen before but I just assumed it was someone else's friend. We get there and we're about halfway through the 2nd joint when it gets to this guy. He has it for about a minute and no one has noticed. I'm talking to someone else but someone eventually someone notices and says something like "Hey, what happened to the joint?" So the guy pulls out an airsoft pistol, points it and says "This is mine now." and walks away. I immediately just start bursting out in laughter because it was just so hilarious. It doesn't even really sink in that he stole half a joint until we've all finished the last one. So we leave the spot and we see him still smoking it. I suddenly get really mad and start yelling at him that he needs to pay my friend back but I'm too high to really care all that much so he gets away. All in all it was a pretty fucked up situation but at the time it was just way too funny. I only saw him once afterwords.
Last night... oh... last night. It was me, my boyfriend and our friend. We had all taken dabs and smoked out of pipes, bongs, pens... basically, we were baked. Naturally, we got the munchies so we ordered pizza, they said it would be there at 7:20 so at about that time we stood on the 2nd story balcony of our friends apartment watching for the pizza man. When he pulled up we yelled down to him "yay, pizza!" and other congratulatory comments. My friend climbs over the railing and down off the 2nd story balcony to pay the pizza man. The pizza man comments on how dank my friend smells and says that he loves delivering to the area because as soon as some doors open, you just know. So we bring him up and my friend tips him with a dab. He had no clue what a dab was and had no clue what he was getting himself into. So the guy goes back to his car to make the rest of his deliveries. He takes forever to get into the car, takes forever to turn on the keys, and takes forever to back out. He then rolls SLOWLY out of the parking. lot That's where my side of the story ends. I have no idea if he made his deliveries or even if he still has a job after that dab, but I do know we got the pizza man high as fuck.