Prostate massage anal toy in the mail

Discussion in 'Sex, Love & Relationships' started by Omega369, Dec 4, 2013.

  1. I don't care who came up with the idea. I think it is fucking awsome. Oh and guess what I am not gay
     
    Having your wife sucking your cock while giving prostate massage is probably one of the best orgasums you have ever experienced.

     
  2. im bi and i love toys in my ass the prostate orgasm is amazing


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  3. OH SHIT WHAT A FORSHADOW!!!!
     
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    I was still literally laughing out loud at the first quote, when I saw the second one I was like "p-p-pfffffuck dude" while laughing my ass off. Youre serious about your sex toys my man. Good on ya!

    Edit: Just finished the thread. My jaw was hanging open and I still can't believe it. Holy fuck I can't believe I missed this. I almost died when I saw your jerkoff setup. Please, someone archive the fuck out of this.
     
  5. They call him Orgazamo369 now
     
  6. I really feel sorry for you but I can't help cracking up. I just read this thread and the follow-up with your dad. It must be awkward^100 at your place. I can imagine exactly how it would be for me if something similar happened.
    My dad's not religious but he is persian so there is basically no difference. I guess I got lucky though, my parents are a little more open minded (just a bit) than most.
     
    You seem like a cool person who knows what he likes, generally speaking, not specifically about pleasure through the anus.
    Keep on doing what you do and good luck with your dad, but moving out would be best.
    Being 23 doesn't make a difference living at home with our parents. You might as well be 28 and would still be treated the same.
     
  7. Thanks for the kind words friend. Sucks not having open minded parents, but at least I'll grow up and be very open minded.


    Omega369
     
  8. my bung hole puckered right up
     
  9. Next time wack off with toothpaste
     
  10. Not a good idea...........

    Trust me


    Omega369
     
  11. This is so fucking funny ahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahshahashahaha "I couldn't get it out because I was scared it was going to pull out my anus like pink sock."


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  12. Omega had to go get an xray
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  13. It's even shaped like a poo
     
  14. You could try self fisting next time.
     
  15. This thread is pure gold!
     
  16. shit nigga we all be like why you gotta shove shit in yo ass crackajack nigga nigga what?
     
  17. Dude so fucking funny. I understand though I have gotten very sexually curious too. It's so much fun and I honestly believe I got a super o once. Was on my bed pretty drunk too and used my finger. Very hard to get in at the beginning but at a certain point swoop. Very shortly after rubbing a bump my belly side I had insane orgasm and kept grunting but scared at the same time because I had no idea what was happening. Then my gf explained and laughed. Felt so naughty ha ha. Felt like I was pooping when I pulled out lol.

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  18.  
    This guy deserve some recognition for predicting this....
     
     
    I never read through the whole thread+updates. Shit is funny.
     
     
    I wonder how AR Toasty is doing. This guy always gave me good advice 
     
  19. a fleshlight AND a buttplug?! good lord! my hand and some good porn is all i need

    :)
     
  20. He had the porn too... Go big or go home :D
     

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