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Got raped by a ghost?

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 01:01 AM

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 01:03 AM

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Sorry but someone beat u to that joke :/
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Posted 14 November 2013 - 01:18 AM

It might come back to put it in your ass

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 01:18 AM

Sorry but someone beat u to that joke :/

shit lol you're right

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 01:22 AM

It might come back to put it in your ass


Don't jinx it :/

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 01:31 AM

I wonder if a ghost nuts in your mouth if it just feels like dust off upside down, a nice cold shock of air.

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 02:27 AM

Maybe that's what cottonmouth is. Ghosts taking advantage of us while we're high. Idk hopefully we'll find out.

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 05:47 AM

ye be careful

 

 

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 04:44 PM

Hey, I got a producer that wants to hear your story and make an adaptation. 
You interested? 

 

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 04:57 PM

Hey, I got a producer that wants to hear your story and make an adaptation.
You interested?

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Who is that for lol? OP?

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Posted 14 November 2013 - 05:02 PM

This might be my favorite thread of the day.

I remember there was an episode of "a haunting" on discovery channel where this chick was taking a shower, then she felt something penetrate her ass, so she freaked out and ran outside, as she claims, "with the thing still in me".

Ghost rape is apparently more common than you would think.


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 05:05 PM

OP was disappointing.

 

 

 

The other posts are what make this thread.


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Posted 14 November 2013 - 07:29 PM

Didn't happen again today, im still scared for my virginity

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 12:02 AM

You need to fuck that ghost back, OP.

 

Just pull out your dick in completely random situations and just start fucking the shit out of the air.

Don't worry, people will understand, just tell 'em you got raped by a ghost this one time and you need to get it back.

 

For example, if you're buying munchies at the store:

 

*unzipping noise*

Child: Mummy, what's that guy doing?

Mummy:I.....I don't know, dear.

Jeremy(Your name is now Jeremy): *Now naked, vigorously humping the air* Yeah, take that! And that! You want it, don't you, you dirty little slut ghost!

Mummy: Oh, dear, don't worry. He's just ripping some ghost a new one. One day you'll do the same son. You just better hope you have a bigger dick than that guy. How pathetic.

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 12:09 AM

Sounds like you need a......Sexorcism!

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Posted 15 November 2013 - 12:15 AM

OP was disappointing.



The other posts are what make this thread.

THE DUDE WAS RAPED BY A GHOST HOW IS THAT DISAPOINTING?!?


I think we all have that special whore somewhere in our lives.



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Posted 15 November 2013 - 12:20 AM

You need to fuck that ghost back, OP.

Just pull out your dick in completely random situations and just start fucking the shit out of the air.
Don't worry, people will understand, just tell 'em you got raped by a ghost this one time and you need to get it back.

For example, if you're buying munchies at the store:

*unzipping noise*
Child: Mummy, what's that guy doing?
Mummy:I.....I don't know, dear.
Jeremy(Your name is now Jeremy): *Now naked, vigorously humping the air* Yeah, take that! And that! You want it, don't you, you dirty little slut ghost!
Mummy: Oh, dear, don't worry. He's just ripping some ghost a new one. One day you'll do the same son. You just better hope you have a bigger dick than that guy. How pathetic.


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 12:22 AM

I know whats going on here... I watched a documentary about this type of weird shit. 

 


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 12:12 PM

But forreal.......those "weji boards" or however you spell it are no joke. I wont fuck w them cuz of the stories I heard.  BUt if you guys think your place may be haunted and wanna try it.....go ahead at your own risk and do not, do not burn it if somthin bad happens.

 

Your jus askin for trouble playin w that shit

oh fesho i c u dunnit knew how to even spell ouija board and yet homeboy u finna talk like you know jack shit about nothin


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Posted 15 November 2013 - 12:14 PM

is that why i wake up with cum stains everywhere?





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